You guys will be amused...
I had a rather fucked-up dream last night that tried to be a sex dream but I woudln't let it. I won't go into the details, except to say that there was some perverted jackass- no idea who- who made a rude suggestion, I rebuffed him (no pun intended), and woke up, feeling a little bit creeped out. What pissed me off- to the point that I had a second dream where I complained about it- was that Jack Sparrow was in the dream, but he didn't do anything sexual. He made little more than a cameo in some context I no longer even remember. Come on!!! If I'm going to have a sex dream, why can't it be something thoroughly hilarious like screwing the pirate every woman in America but me has the hots for?
(By the way, the reason I dreamed about the pirate is that I was out with a friend yesterday who looooooves Johnny Depp and has a life-size (or near-to) cardboard cutout of him as Jack in her house, and we noticed another cutout of his pirateness in a different pose, so I of course pressured her to buy it.)