I rarely remember dreams, but tend to wake up in bizarre places around the house. Topping the charts are:
*face down on the living room carpet with my forehead jammed against a fixed object
*by braying my head on the bathroom wall falling off the toilet
*wedged between an armchair and the tv stand, legs propped up on the telly
*on all fours, assuming the position with my head resting on the couch
other memorable awakenings in recent months include running into door frames, headbutting the floor, and standing in the middle of the kitchen balancing a stool on one hand, the other in the sink.
I might not remember my dreams but all things considered its probably just as well...