I was hoping that others would put equivalent
additions to this. Things which they've made
up, over their lives. This is the only one which
came to mind right off, but I know that there
are more.
AH:
Frondle: verb - when a plant rubs its extensions against
someone, for the purpose of sensual pleasure.
c'thenticle: Great sea god's appendages
Mousterbate: pleasuring oneself with a rodent
Cuntroach: my wife.