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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2007, 04:01:15 PM »
Holy shit!  Here in MA, girls can get married at TWELVE!!!! Guys have to wait until the ripe old age of 14.  I know it needs to be with parental consent and a judge's consent, but STILL.

That's as good as the deep south.

Actually, those are the youngest listed ages on that chart.  The second youngest listed ages are in New Hampshire.
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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2007, 04:15:50 PM »
You need a medical exam before you can get married in some places?  What happens if it comes up positive for something?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2007, 06:05:41 PM »
You need a medical exam before you can get married in some places?  What happens if it comes up positive for something?
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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2007, 06:07:06 PM »
You need a medical exam before you can get married in some places?  What happens if it comes up positive for something?

Then whether or not you can get married might be the least of your worries.
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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2007, 09:21:14 PM »
Holy shit!  Here in MA, girls can get married at TWELVE!!!! Guys have to wait until the ripe old age of 14.  I know it needs to be with parental consent and a judge's consent, but STILL.

That's as good as the deep south.

Actually, those are the youngest listed ages on that chart.  The second youngest listed ages are in New Hampshire.

yeah, they sounded young. I remember the lowest REAL
age of consent (these ages were to allow marriage in
case of pregnancy) ran around 15 or 16.

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2007, 01:30:03 AM »
You need a medical exam before you can get married in some places?  What happens if it comes up positive for something?

Then whether or not you can get married might be the least of your worries.

It's a bit unrealistic to assume they haven't already fucked plenty of times by the time they apply for a marriage license.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2007, 01:31:06 AM »
Especially at 12.

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2007, 03:22:09 AM »
I don't need to stay anywhere, i would just love if there were legal systems made to make finding a mate easier and more official. 
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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #53 on: May 22, 2007, 03:24:21 AM »
You too live within your mind?

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #54 on: May 22, 2007, 04:16:21 AM »
I don't live.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2007, 04:19:36 AM »
Excellent. Existence in a figurative sense?

Or are you so pure that you don't even
do that, any longer?

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2007, 04:21:38 AM »
Especially at 12.

I had classmates who fucked at 11, but maybe Sweden is special in this case too...

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2007, 04:22:43 AM »
I don't need to stay anywhere, i would just love if there were legal systems made to make finding a mate easier and more official. 

There are, in the Arab countries.

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2007, 04:24:33 AM »
I had classmates who fucked at 11, but maybe Sweden is special in this case too...

Yeah. Here in the US, we have a natural protection against that:
      The shotgun.

I don't need to stay anywhere, i would just love if there were legal systems made to make finding a mate easier and more official. 

There are, in the Arab countries.

   Or the land of Mormon.

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Re: Sex for rent
« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2007, 07:02:29 AM »
You need a medical exam before you can get married in some places?  What happens if it comes up positive for something?

Then whether or not you can get married might be the least of your worries.

It's a bit unrealistic to assume they haven't already fucked plenty of times by the time they apply for a marriage license.

Exactly.  If there's a life-threatening disease detected, you can guess you're both in deep trouble, medically.
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