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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #255 on: July 07, 2007, 01:11:11 AM »
It's more likely that a guy could suck his own dick.  :wanker:

To about the same depth, yes.
Though I disagree - it's a LOT easier
to insert it in my ass.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #256 on: July 07, 2007, 01:13:45 AM »
your cock or your head?

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #257 on: July 07, 2007, 01:16:17 AM »

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #258 on: July 07, 2007, 01:19:51 AM »
your cock or your head?

The head OF my cock, of course.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #259 on: July 07, 2007, 01:22:06 AM »
oh.

/loses interest.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #260 on: July 07, 2007, 01:30:58 AM »
I WISH I was flexible enough to lick my ass.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #261 on: July 07, 2007, 01:40:04 AM »
so do i, honey, so do i.

it'd prevent you from typing, for a start.

anyway, i wandered onto this thread to see where flo's flrting advice was.  sigh, i'll never learn now.


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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #262 on: July 07, 2007, 10:52:40 AM »
If I am in a good mood, I find that things just cum to me.  Flirting cums easily and naturally when I am in a good mood and that is pretty much all the time. I accidently ingested some wheat flour in the mustard flour.  I though that it was called mustard flour because it was ground up so fine, but I see I have to be paranoid.  So with these mistakes, I take the oportunity to learn how it affects me.  I get dark circles under my eyes and my noise gets really red.  There is some small pimples that form on my noise to, and after the third day it looks much better.  I tried sunblock and it does not help much, so I guess I need detoxification.  After 4 days I notice a significant improvement in mood and after a week its tremendous.  Its been just over three now.  I don't think I could keep a job if I ate that shit, as it seems to drive truama issues. 

Hmm... I will go swiming later, then go see if Eric is home.  Its been many years since I been with him, and I am so glad he stole that hashbrown from Mc Donalds.  I don't know where the fuck Jen is, I gave her my number and everything.  She pulled me off the street to socialize with so I guess I am not all that bad.  I know that gluten and dairy products cause me to act nutty so I guess I should go check and see if she got scared off.  I think she liked me overall though, because I listened to her problems and helped her with her car.  She would want me to have my break when she did when I worked at Mcdonalds.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #263 on: July 07, 2007, 11:07:31 AM »
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Hmm... I will go swiming later, then go see if Eric is home.  Its been many years since I been with him,
....sexually?
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #264 on: July 07, 2007, 11:08:16 AM »
My sister stared in a movie, that bitch,!  27 dresses will be available in 2008, and I will throw papers at the screen.  Her boyfriend is butt ugly, ha hah!  I don't care about that movie because I know I am fuckn awesome in the looks department and my life is going to change for the better.  Tommy  and Kat are probably going to move in with me soon and help with bills.  Tommy likes me, and everyone geneally does because I have the tendency to bring people up not down.  Mom was offered $2000 to pose nude when she was a model.  Those aren't models, a model is someone who eats properly and has good body.  They are postive in mind and body, LIKE ME!  When you threaten to kill my mom, you are not a model.  When you take drugs and acuse your mom of doing such, you are not a fuckn model!  I suspect she is after her boyfriend for his money, and that is not model behavior!  I excuse my mom, but she has tools so there is no excuse for her behavior.

Those two are a half ass models like most I have seen! GOD DAMN, GIVE THEM THEIR MONEY'S WORTH, ITS ONLY FAIR!  Go further and eliminate all junkfood, because you don't need it.  Learn how much happier you are without any junkfood, not a drop!  No high frutose corn syrup in bottle green tea.  Just because most of the ingredients are good does not mean its a good drink.  The dose of non extract panax ginseng was quite insuffient also.  Bottled green tea has dramatically lower antioxidants than fresh brewed  tea, not funny! :finger:  Don't fuck with me!
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #265 on: July 07, 2007, 11:09:08 AM »
Mc Jagger, yeah sexually, and you can cum to! :laugh:  I know you impling want :laugh:
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #266 on: July 07, 2007, 11:10:12 AM »
McJ, you are an impling!

:LMAO:

is that like a very small imp?

:LMAO:

McImpling!

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #267 on: July 07, 2007, 11:12:02 AM »
i am an imp-pling?
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #268 on: July 07, 2007, 11:13:01 AM »
fuck knows!  no idea - it's just hilarious!

:LMAO:

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #269 on: July 07, 2007, 11:14:02 AM »
fuck knows!  no idea - it's just hilarious!

:LMAO:
i know that i have bling.
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