Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything

[willow]

Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.

rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

QFT.

[Lucifer]

he's completely spesh - after a year of him (or whatever it is), i still manage to dislocate my jaw at the codswallop he comes out with.

maybe he's some sort of lifestyle performance artist, or something.   

[odeon]

Lifestyle? No. Performance? No. Artist? Nope, not that either. Sorry.

[Lucifer]

well, people think a tent full of knickers is art, so nothing much would surprise me, to be honest. 

[odeon]

Things have been going down hill with art ever since Picasso.

[Calandale]

Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.

rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

Eh, you couldn't much talk gagging on me.

[Lucifer]

she probably couldn't talk much, full stop: after all, isn't speech one of the first things which you lose after a lobotomy?

[Calandale]

she probably couldn't talk much, full stop: after all, isn't speech one of the first things which you lose after a lobotomy?

Are you implying that no one who wasn't in such
a state woudl be interested in me?

[Lucifer]

er, no.  there was no implication, just a statement of bald derision, i'd say.

[willow]

Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.

rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

Eh, you couldn't much talk gagging on me.

put your cock where your talk is. 

[Lucifer]

Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.

rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

Eh, you couldn't much talk gagging on me.

put your cock where your talk is. 

impossible!  surely NO-one can stick their cock up their own arse? 

[willow]

Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.

rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

Eh, you couldn't much talk gagging on me.

put your cock where your talk is. 

impossible!  surely NO-one can stick their cock up their own arse? 

  :ROFL:

[Calandale]

Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.

rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

Eh, you couldn't much talk gagging on me.

put your cock where your talk is. 

The distance.

[Calandale]

Lol, I Love Seany, I can see how anyone would think so.  I will get offended and won't hesitate to beat the shit out of a gay man, if they make numerous advances.  This is just how I normally act.

rarely have I ever met anyone who leaves me speechless.


there is just so much I could say...that I can't fucking say one thing.

Eh, you couldn't much talk gagging on me.

put your cock where your talk is. 

impossible!  surely NO-one can stick their cock up their own arse? 

Uhm...Lit and I had a discussion of this.
The answer is yes, though not when fully
erect (obviously).

[Scrapheap]

It's more likely that a guy could suck his own dick.