Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything

[Calandale]

I will not comment, even though I have something obnoxious am keeping to myself.

I've found it's better to use the restroom
rather than spew it out OR hold it in.

[duncvis]

I never said PI, besides she would  probably passout anyway, rather large appetite.

my mind is boggling too much to say anything about this, anything at all. 

and dunc - never mind, bruv.  i do feel bae for you, though.   

I'm gutted. Being told drinking beer and eating pies makes me less of a man, by a freaky little chronic masturbator with delusions of adequacy, who can't stop wanking and chugging fuckn tea long enough to edit his posts into a form resembling English, has me desperate to change my ways so I can be a twiggy little WARRIOR MODEL like him, who absolutely doesn't need to start taking his Abilify. 

[Calandale]

I never said PI, besides she would  probably passout anyway, rather large appetite.

my mind is boggling too much to say anything about this, anything at all. 

and dunc - never mind, bruv.  i do feel bae for you, though.   

I'm gutted. Being told drinking beer and eating pies makes me less of a man, by a freaky little chronic masturbator with delusions of adequacy, who can't stop wanking and chugging fuckn tea long enough to edit his posts into a form resembling English, has me desperate to change my ways so I can be a twiggy little WARRIOR MODEL like him, who absolutely doesn't need to start taking his Abilify. 

Oh, don't feel so badly about it.
Someday, he'll be heavier and coherent too.

[Christopher McCandless]

Fuckn high as a kite, too high to care about what you said, Lucifer.

Let Lucifer roll in the mud she creates by herself.

watch out for pylons.

Your the one holding the kite... 

[DirtDawg]

I never said PI, besides she would  probably passout anyway, rather large appetite.

my mind is boggling too much to say anything about this, anything at all. 

and dunc - never mind, bruv.  i do feel bae for you, though.   

I'm gutted. Being told drinking beer and eating pies makes me less of a man, by a freaky little chronic masturbator with delusions of adequacy, who can't stop wanking and chugging fuckn tea long enough to edit his posts into a form resembling English, has me desperate to change my ways so I can be a twiggy little WARRIOR MODEL like him, who absolutely doesn't need to start taking his Abilify. 

WARRIOR MODEL

[Lucifer]

I never said PI, besides she would  probably passout anyway, rather large appetite.

my mind is boggling too much to say anything about this, anything at all. 

and dunc - never mind, bruv.  i do feel bae for you, though.   

I'm gutted. Being told drinking beer and eating pies makes me less of a man, by a freaky little chronic masturbator with delusions of inadequacy, who can't stop wanking and chugging fuckn tea long enough to edit his posts into a form resembling English, has me desperate to change my ways so I can be a twiggy little WARRIOR MODEL like him, who absolutely doesn't need to start taking his Abilify. 

fixed.

[Teejay]

Fuckn high as a kite, too high to care about what you said, Lucifer.

Let Lucifer roll in the mud she creates by herself.

How you managed to get high without the use of meds or illict drugs like cannabis, cocaine, meth etc.

[Scrapheap]

Fuckn high as a kite, too high to care about what you said, Lucifer.

Let Lucifer roll in the mud she creates by herself.

How you managed to get high without the use of meds or illict drugs like cannabis, cocaine, meth etc.

Once in a while I envy Randy.........    then I come to my senses.   

[Lucifer]

'ere, flo - were you on Radio 4 this morning?

some historian woman was burbling on about elizabeth the first, and what she'd done for the country, and the presenter said something about, "yeah, she 'gave' us shakespeare, but she also 'gave' us smoking."  then the woman carried on, and a voice in the background (the presenter) muttered, "and potatoes".

i nearly pissed myself! 

[Eclair]

'ere, flo - were you on Radio 4 this morning?

some historian woman was burbling on about elizabeth the first, and what she'd done for the country, and the presenter said something about, "yeah, she 'gave' us shakespeare, but she also 'gave' us smoking."  then the woman carried on, and a voice in the background (the presenter) muttered, "and potatoes".

i nearly pissed myself! 

Cracking up here on that one!  I hate talkback radio, and then someone says something and you find yourself losing it in laughter.

I heard a funny one the other morning when they were talking about how to move on from a broken relationship.  The next minute the lady says, in a serious voice;

"I find the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone"

....pissed myself laughing for minutes.

[Callaway]

I never said PI, besides she would  probably passout anyway, rather large appetite.

my mind is boggling too much to say anything about this, anything at all. 

and dunc - never mind, bruv.  i do feel bae for you, though.   

I'm gutted. Being told drinking beer and eating pies makes me less of a man, by a freaky little chronic masturbator with delusions of adequacy, who can't stop wanking and chugging fuckn tea long enough to edit his posts into a form resembling English, has me desperate to change my ways so I can be a twiggy little WARRIOR MODEL like him, who absolutely doesn't need to start taking his Abilify. 

 +1

[DirtDawg]

'ere, flo - were you on Radio 4 this morning?

some historian woman was burbling on about elizabeth the first, and what she'd done for the country, and the presenter said something about, "yeah, she 'gave' us shakespeare, but she also 'gave' us smoking."  then the woman carried on, and a voice in the background (the presenter) muttered, "and potatoes".

i nearly pissed myself! 

Cracking up here on that one!  I hate talkback radio, and then someone says something and you find yourself losing it in laughter.

I heard a funny one the other morning when they were talking about how to move on from a broken relationship.  The next minute the lady says, in a serious voice;

"I find the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone"

....pissed myself laughing for minutes.

Yep, That's an old one from WWII era, but it still applies and more so than ever.

 

Potatoes!

OMG

[Randy]

I am so fuckn high right now!  Why would I bother fucking with meds, when coping with distress is so fuckn reducilously easy, I mean I would have to be an ... for god fuckn sakes. I am keeping it to myself, and boy you would be hurt.  T.J,  I just keep meditating untill I get all fucked up off it.  Yesterday I got fuckn hyper off it, today I feel like I am on cloud fuckn 20.  I am not psychotic, I have learned to ask that other question, till it became automatic.  I experience none of the bullshit I do at Mcdonalds any more.  I am more horny than I ever was with more obnoxious energy to spew around on intensity.  Stress can exhaust the adrenal glands, so they underproduce harmones.  I meditate when I need to, so the adrenal glands get a fuckn break.  They are more up to par with harmones such as testosterone. (Helps with muscles mass and sexual desire)  Works about the same as ginseng, but does not cost a fuckn dime.



Dunc, you still didnot answer my question, what is so cool about being a bloated fucker eating tons of trans fat filled pies?  Honestly, how fuckn content would you expect me to be eating that shit all day?  Is it because you finally would have something on top of me with all that shit in my system?


I was offered a job, that pays a fuckn grand a week because I looked buff.  My mom's boyfriend does the same thing, fishing for scallops.
I still want to take my clothes off for money.

[McGiver]

i lum you, barry, barry much.

[Randy]

You want a fuckn kiss or something?

I am fuckn horny.  Where the fuck is my bitch, I had waiting and waiting.  I keep calling her and she does not answer the phone, so I thought either she is not feeling well or she is doing something behind my back, or something.  The very fact that I thought she might be sick says I am not psychotic.  You AS patrons drive me fuckn nuts sometimes, and then I think about how horrible it must be.

I am seriously on cloud 20 now, I thought I was before but not quite.  I meditated for a second or to.  I get upset easily now.  I could hug a stranger, samething as my sister.. lol..  I am fuckn horny as fuckn hell to.  I make lots of jokes, generally light every room I enter into.  That is why people like me.  I smile a fuckn alot, and that is an open invation to come chat with me.

You think I am done?,  I think I will push it further, see how fucked up I can get.