caught snooping

[Eclair]

This cracked me up in the viewing who's online part;

Guest  06:26:41 AM Viewing the topic I am here but not here..

[Callaway]

This cracked me up in the viewing who's online part;

Guest  06:26:41 AM Viewing the topic I am here but not here..

 

That was Kevv's thread.

[Eclair]

This cracked me up in the viewing who's online part;

Guest  06:26:41 AM Viewing the topic I am here but not here..

 

That was Kevv's thread.

Just seemed like an appropriate titled thread for all the 'guests' who never join!

[willow]

I keep PORN On the fridge with the kiddie pics.



OMG. I just remembered something from a million years ago that will make you laugh.

<runs off to dig it up>

where?  where?!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

   

revenge at last, for all the shite i've had to comment positively on over the years!!!

   

DING DING!!!

[Lucifer]

i think there should be options for "having a cup of tea," and "wandered off to knit," when looking at who's online and what people are doing. 

[purposefulinsanity]

i think there should be options for "having a cup of tea," and "wandered off to knit," when looking at who's online and what people are doing. 

  (when I can again) And don't forget 'distracted by smut'. 

[Lucifer]

i think there should be options for "having a cup of tea," and "wandered off to knit," when looking at who's online and what people are doing. 

  (when I can again) And don't forget 'distracted by smut'. 

i was going to put "wanking myself silly," and "having a fuck attack," but i thought i'd foil everyone's expectations of me. 

[purposefulinsanity]

A fuck attack!!  The mind boggles. 

[Lucifer]

A fuck attack!!  The mind boggles. 

it's not your MIND boggling in a fuck attack, dur. 

[purposefulinsanity]

Is a fuck attack one that takes you by surprise then?  One minute you're sat minding your own business, the next you find you've got a horny bloke doing depraved things to you? 

[Lucifer]

Is a fuck attack one that takes you by surprise then?  One minute you're sat minding your own business, the next you find you've got a horny bloke doing depraved things to you? 

no, that one's called "w-i-s-h-f-u-l t-h-i-n-k-i-n-g", PI. 

[purposefulinsanity]

Yeah, you're right- its hard to find men quite depraved enough for my tastes.   

[Lucifer]

Yeah, you're right- its hard to find men quite depraved enough for my tastes.   

you could take out an ad.  can you imagine! 

[purposefulinsanity]

Oh I can    Seriously though if you're a horny, outspoken woman men seem to think you'll want to top them in the bedroom- I just rarely have the domme in me.

[Lucifer]

Oh I can    Seriously though if you're a horny, outspoken woman men seem to think you'll want to top them in the bedroom- I just rarely have the domme in me.

sigh...  i know.  and all i want is to be a little kitten, having marvellous things done to me...