Virgin school - (aka aspie learns to have sex) tv show

[In The spaGhetto]

Tv show on channel 4 just now.
any of the brits see this?

http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/school.html

Had a textbook aspie guy (although no mention of AS was given for some reason- just descriptions of most of the classic symptoms) learning how to deal with sex.
For some reason this involved a sextagenarian dutch woman teaching him various social skills, hugging him, rubbing him, letting him undress her and feel her tits and eventually showering with him rubbing his cock.
then getting some younger, barely more attractive dutch woman who talksh like thish and fillsh the room with purple drapes, joss sticks etc, probably puts some new age whalesong on, to prepare for his training for the final act. I didn't see the end as i had to switch off when she was wanking him off and he was reaching his vinegar strokes
yes this is on normal terrestrial network tv.
Might be online soon if anyone's interested.
aspie porn.

[duncvis]

Hysterical. I'm sure it was cause for much crywanking.

[purposefulinsanity]

I actually just finished watching that    He did lose his virginity to her in the end, although it was painful to watch him laying almost motionless on top of her- they did cut away for the rest of the sex though- just 'tastefully' showing the used condom afterwards.


He came to the conclusion that sex was over-rated.

[In The spaGhetto]

I'm surprised he wasn't put off for life being with that lot! I think i'd take some coaxing to do much with any of them

[purposefulinsanity]

I thought the granny coach showing him her cunt and then trying to give him a handjob was the worst part of it myself.

[SovaNu]

some people don't need sex, normies think that's bad.

[In The spaGhetto]

I thought the granny coach showing him her cunt and then trying to give him a handjob was the worst part of it myself.

lol! didn't see that bit - was only half watching

how could anyone come away from that thinking sex was good? or maybe the idea was to take away the panic that  can come with someone you're too attracted to?

[duncvis]

some people don't need sex, normies think that's bad.

would normies equal people whose genitals are connected to their nervous system? 

[purposefulinsanity]

I think the idea was that he would know what to do once he met someone he actually wanted to shag. I only hope that his appearance on national tv doesn't narrow down his potential girlfriends too much.

FFS they made him do a strip tease dance before he shagged her and the worst part was he had 2 pairs of underpants on!

[In The spaGhetto]

maybe you should do the honours?

[purposefulinsanity]

maybe you should do the honours?

I should shag him?   

Nah, I prefer to shag people who actually like sex. 

[Calandale]

I like sex.

[purposefulinsanity]

I like sex.

  I thought you preferred love to sex though.

[Calandale]

I like sex.

  I thought you preferred love to sex though.

Yeah. Won't even settle for the one (or so I SAY),
without a chance of the other. Though, I probably
define chances differently than most.

[purposefulinsanity]

So (you knew this question was coming) how do you define chances?