A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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A test occurred to me - if someone approaches you in the street and offers to take away all the money in your wallet to be specially cleaned, if you're stupid enough to hand over all your cash have you been mugged? or just taken advantage of by somebody with no scruples and more brains than you?
They were actually trying to change the rape laws here to include having sex with a drunk woman- if a woman's judgement can be impaired enough for her to not make a rational decision about having sex because she's been drinking, why doesn't the same go for men? Don't beer goggles fit both sexes?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 11:18:06 AMThey were actually trying to change the rape laws here to include having sex with a drunk woman- if a woman's judgement can be impaired enough for her to not make a rational decision about having sex because she's been drinking, why doesn't the same go for men? Don't beer goggles fit both sexes?how dare that cow masturbate with my cock after i had eight beers.seriously, some girls talked me into having sex with their fugly friend when i was 16 and drunk.i felt so dirty the next day.
Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 11:20:49 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 11:18:06 AMThey were actually trying to change the rape laws here to include having sex with a drunk woman- if a woman's judgement can be impaired enough for her to not make a rational decision about having sex because she's been drinking, why doesn't the same go for men? Don't beer goggles fit both sexes?how dare that cow masturbate with my cock after i had eight beers.seriously, some girls talked me into having sex with their fugly friend when i was 16 and drunk.i felt so dirty the next day.Quick. Call victim support.
If you don't wanna wake up next to someone you'd never sleep with sober then the answer is don't drink so much next time, not accuse that person of raping you. Its all about personal responsibility- you have a responsibility to not get so pissed you're can't think straight.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 11:24:29 AMIf you don't wanna wake up next to someone you'd never sleep with sober then the answer is don't drink so much next time, not accuse that person of raping you. Its all about personal responsibility- you have a responsibility to not get so pissed you're can't think straight.i view alcohol as an excuse to do what you are too reserved to do when you are sober....liquid courage.i really don't think that it really makes a person do what they normally wouldn't. it just gives them a built in excuse as to why they did.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 11:18:06 AMThey were actually trying to change the rape laws here to include having sex with a drunk woman- if a woman's judgement can be impaired enough for her to not make a rational decision about having sex because she's been drinking, why doesn't the same go for men? Don't beer goggles fit both sexes?A case could even be made that a drunk man is at greater risk than a drunk woman and requires greater legal protections, since a drunk woman who has sex and gets pregnant can abort, while a drunk man who has sex and gets the woman pregnant is all out of options. I'd settle for simple equality though.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 11:18:06 AMThey were actually trying to change the rape laws here to include having sex with a drunk woman- if a woman's judgement can be impaired enough for her to not make a rational decision about having sex because she's been drinking, why doesn't the same go for men? Don't beer goggles fit both sexes?other things can be "impaired" on a man who's drunk too much being harassed by someone he considers unattractive that can reduce the likelihood of this situationon a separate note:
The woman sobbed as she told the jury how the deception began."It was a cream to be placed on to a stainless steel, tubular instrument, something quite similar to a penis," she said."It was to be inserted into me. He (Sbano) said a BUPA nurse would have to insert it inside me but the cost of this nurse would be a lot."Fadi said that his method of application would have benefits because it would not be costly and would be softer than a blunt metal instrument."She said before each session Sbano would telephone Ibby for instructions and depending on how deep the application needed to be, sex would take place in different positions.
During the trial, the prosecution had alleged that Sbano, from Harrow, fooled the woman into believing he could cure her herpes by having sexual intercourse with cream applied on the end of his penis.