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Offline SovaNu

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i announce that...
« on: May 09, 2007, 05:06:44 PM »
i am stepping down as secretary of aspie elite. it's been great and i have been great but it's time for me to move on. my next title will be a shocking surprise.

but now i must applaud myself for a job well done :clap:

there should be a pat yourself on the back smiley.

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 06:27:15 PM »
i will miss watching your ass as you head off to make me coffee.

you will be sorely missed.
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 06:49:37 PM »
i'm sure you will. :P i will miss your butt when you head off to drink the coffee i spit in. >:D
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 06:51:58 PM »
i'm sure you will. :P i will miss your butt when you head off to drink the coffee i spit in. >:D
i am very happy to learn that you spit, though i would prefer if you would look at me with those innocent eyes and swallow.
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2007, 06:58:01 PM »
I would prefer there be a self congratulatory reach around emote but that would be even harder.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 06:59:03 PM »
I can never find the emote. It seems to get lost in the couch.

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 07:03:04 PM »
a reach around is never a bad thing.
especially if she is wearing a strap-on.
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2007, 07:11:05 PM »


OK, I'm ready for my shocking surprise.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2007, 08:06:24 PM »
haven't come up with one yet. you're welcome to help me with it.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2007, 08:28:32 PM »
haven't come up with one yet. you're welcome to help me with it.

How about runway-catwalk model for the aspie elite??  :eyebrows: ;)

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 05:26:35 PM »
why's every1 cramming up my butthole these days?

 :P

project runway is tame compared to catwalk.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 05:33:14 PM »
why's every1 cramming up my butthole these days?

 :P

project runway is tame compared to catwalk.
who and what is cramming up your butthole?
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 05:34:31 PM »
you are :P

it feels nice.
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~Lord Phlexor

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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 05:37:52 PM »
you are :P

it feels nice.

mmmmmm.  heeeere's stiffy.


no seriously folks.

is it lit and his special drugs?
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Re: i announce that...
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 05:39:04 PM »
no it's that i have a second g spot up my anus that noone knows about
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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