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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1005 on: July 01, 2007, 05:34:04 AM »

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

THAT'S what I'm counting on. And why I have feelings already.

I'd post something pithy, but as you are drunk, I have no idea if you are joking or not.

Ah, the absolute brilliance of ambiguity strikes.  :laugh:


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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1006 on: July 01, 2007, 05:38:17 AM »
i bet Eclair is famous and thus can't show her face.

where were you from again, Eclair?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1007 on: July 01, 2007, 05:51:03 AM »
i bet Eclair is famous and thus can't show her face.

where were you from again, Eclair?

Brisbane, Australia.  No, I'm not famous.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1008 on: July 01, 2007, 04:59:07 PM »
how are things down under? :eyelash:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1009 on: July 01, 2007, 07:48:50 PM »
What are you going to do when your thread reaches 69 pages?  Lock it?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1010 on: July 02, 2007, 04:09:30 AM »
What are you going to do when your thread reaches 69 pages?  Lock it?

No, I can deal with more than 69.... ;)

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1011 on: July 02, 2007, 09:37:02 AM »
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Eclair, and did it piss you off?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1012 on: July 02, 2007, 03:26:41 PM »
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Eclair, and did it piss you off?

No, I honestly never have.  Everyone who gets the chance comes back for seconds....which can be troublesome if they aren't my cup of tea in bed.  If there was a complaint, I guess I'd be mortified but I'd deal with it.  I honestly doubt there would be a complaint though...even an unspoken one. 

My first actual experience of having sex, the guy got pissed off with me right afterwards because he didn't believe I was a virgin because I got right into it and enjoyed myself too much. 
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1013 on: July 02, 2007, 04:07:52 PM »
good for you. i'm still a virgin, i prolly be a crap shag since i'm vanilla.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1014 on: July 03, 2007, 05:30:52 AM »
good for you. i'm still a virgin, i prolly be a crap shag since i'm vanilla.

I wouldn't worry about it.  I found the first one OK, but overrated. 

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1015 on: July 03, 2007, 05:52:55 AM »
eclair, how are things going for you, IRL?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1016 on: July 03, 2007, 05:55:10 AM »
eclair, how are things going for you, IRL?

I'm tired and not doing all the things I should be to avoid stress. 

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1017 on: July 03, 2007, 06:09:24 AM »
eclair, how are things going for you, IRL?

I'm tired and not doing all the things I should be to avoid stress. 
what are some of the things that you do to avoid stress?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1018 on: July 03, 2007, 06:13:26 AM »
eclair, how are things going for you, IRL?

I'm tired and not doing all the things I should be to avoid stress. 
what are some of the things that you do to avoid stress?

Do more things for me, spend more time alone not doing work.  Painting, going for the dancing lessons I forgot to book, having dinner with a friend which I did last week, walking.  There's a fucking list somewhere that I did at CBT, but of course I've misplaced it.


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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1019 on: July 03, 2007, 06:16:56 AM »
eclair, how are things going for you, IRL?

I'm tired and not doing all the things I should be to avoid stress. 
what are some of the things that you do to avoid stress?

Do more things for me, spend more time alone not doing work.  Painting, going for the dancing lessons I forgot to book, having dinner with a friend which I did last week, walking.  There's a fucking list somewhere that I did at CBT, but of course I've misplaced it.


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