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I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her. Thus making I2 no more fun for her.Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AMI'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her. Thus making I2 no more fun for her.Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little. Trapeze and tightrope. I am reasonably short, but not midget. In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am. Good deceptive high heels help.
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AMQuote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AMI'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her. Thus making I2 no more fun for her.Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little. Trapeze and tightrope. I am reasonably short, but not midget. In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am. Good deceptive high heels help.Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 07:01:23 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AMQuote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AMI'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her. Thus making I2 no more fun for her.Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little. Trapeze and tightrope. I am reasonably short, but not midget. In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am. Good deceptive high heels help.Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck. Or your throat...plus those heels can dig in!
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:04:46 AMQuote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 07:01:23 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 07:00:03 AMQuote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AMI'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her. Thus making I2 no more fun for her.Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little. Trapeze and tightrope. I am reasonably short, but not midget. In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am. Good deceptive high heels help.Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck. Or your throat...plus those heels can dig in!Indeed they can. Isn't that what they're for?
Do Australians make fun of Kiwi's the way Americans make fun of Canadians?
Quote from: Mrs. Ace on June 28, 2007, 11:30:48 PMEclair, will you post a picture of yourself here?I like putting faces to names, is all.No, I won't, sorry...I would in one sense to dispel any myths about me being a big furry monster!
Eclair, will you post a picture of yourself here?I like putting faces to names, is all.
Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.
Quote from: Eclair on June 29, 2007, 06:15:03 AMQuote from: Mrs. Ace on June 28, 2007, 11:30:48 PMEclair, will you post a picture of yourself here?I like putting faces to names, is all.No, I won't, sorry...I would in one sense to dispel any myths about me being a big furry monster! How about an avie again?
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 06:55:27 AMEither that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.THAT'S what I'm counting on. And why I have feelings already.