A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Would you consider yourself squeamish, in light of your last response (and your reaction to my wonderful avatar)?
Since when was saliva not considered sexual?*tries not to picture glistening and fails miserably*
YOu're almost getting me up.
I'm trying to maintain some composurehere. Visuals are better though.
Quote from: calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:32:14 AMI'm trying to maintain some composurehere. Visuals are better though.so you don't ring the phone sex lines then?
Quote from: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 05:34:12 AMQuote from: calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:32:14 AMI'm trying to maintain some composurehere. Visuals are better though.so you don't ring the phone sex lines then?Haven't since they figured outhow to keep me from freaking them.
Quote from: calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:36:32 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 05:34:12 AMQuote from: calandale on June 08, 2007, 05:32:14 AMI'm trying to maintain some composurehere. Visuals are better though.so you don't ring the phone sex lines then?Haven't since they figured outhow to keep me from freaking them.My, you are a special case then. When does Lucifer's plane land?
Sounds do little for me sexually tbh. I'm a visual person but primarily tactile where sex is concerned. So the sudden feel of a pair of cool lips wrapping around my cockhead is much more memorable than the sucking sound.
Quote from: Portland Bill on June 08, 2007, 05:40:51 AMSounds do little for me sexually tbh. I'm a visual person but primarily tactile where sex is concerned. So the sudden feel of a pair of cool lips wrapping around my cockhead is much more memorable than the sucking sound. I'm already all over that before the sucking sound!So tempting to divulge more, but shant! Definitely like to take by surprise though...just as a hint.
Quote from: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 05:48:21 AMQuote from: Portland Bill on June 08, 2007, 05:40:51 AMSounds do little for me sexually tbh. I'm a visual person but primarily tactile where sex is concerned. So the sudden feel of a pair of cool lips wrapping around my cockhead is much more memorable than the sucking sound. I'm already all over that before the sucking sound!So tempting to divulge more, but shant! Definitely like to take by surprise though...just as a hint.cock tease!
Quote from: McJagger on June 08, 2007, 05:50:30 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 08, 2007, 05:48:21 AMQuote from: Portland Bill on June 08, 2007, 05:40:51 AMSounds do little for me sexually tbh. I'm a visual person but primarily tactile where sex is concerned. So the sudden feel of a pair of cool lips wrapping around my cockhead is much more memorable than the sucking sound. I'm already all over that before the sucking sound!So tempting to divulge more, but shant! Definitely like to take by surprise though...just as a hint.cock tease!Precisely. Nailed it.
