Ask Eclair anything.

[Eclair]

tell me what days you will be offline.  NOW.

Funny.

I will just not be around much...hard to say, depends on how much work I have on.  I may slip in and out.

then if you wouldn't mind, then i will slip in and out at your convenience.

Are you being a McSmartass?
I'll be working long hours is what I'm saying, I'm not trying to be ambiguious.  Like from 7.30 until God knows when at night, depending what I bring home. 

of course i am being a McSmartass.  it is what i do.

Well, keep doing it and see how far you will get.

i figured if myself doesn't get me very far, then i wasn't meant to get there.

Took you long enough to think that up, so no, you probably aren't meant to get there.

[McGiver]

it actually came to me in the blink of an eye.  since that is what i think.

um, i had to take a shower and make dinner for the girls and myself.  so i wasn't really around. 

[Eclair]

tell me what days you will be offline.  NOW.

Funny.

I will just not be around much...hard to say, depends on how much work I have on.  I may slip in and out.

then if you wouldn't mind, then i will slip in and out at your convenience.

Are you being a McSmartass?
I'll be working long hours is what I'm saying, I'm not trying to be ambiguious.  Like from 7.30 until God knows when at night, depending what I bring home. 

of course i am being a McSmartass.  it is what i do.

Well, keep doing it and see how far you will get.

Just take my advice.

[McGiver]

tell me what days you will be offline.  NOW.

Funny.

I will just not be around much...hard to say, depends on how much work I have on.  I may slip in and out.

then if you wouldn't mind, then i will slip in and out at your convenience.

Are you being a McSmartass?
I'll be working long hours is what I'm saying, I'm not trying to be ambiguious.  Like from 7.30 until God knows when at night, depending what I bring home. 

of course i am being a McSmartass.  it is what i do.

Well, keep doing it and see how far you will get.

Just take my advice.

now i have stage fright.

is this what impotency feels like?

[Eclair]

tell me what days you will be offline.  NOW.

Funny.

I will just not be around much...hard to say, depends on how much work I have on.  I may slip in and out.

then if you wouldn't mind, then i will slip in and out at your convenience.

Are you being a McSmartass?
I'll be working long hours is what I'm saying, I'm not trying to be ambiguious.  Like from 7.30 until God knows when at night, depending what I bring home. 

of course i am being a McSmartass.  it is what i do.

Well, keep doing it and see how far you will get.

Just take my advice.

now i have stage fright.

is this what impotency feels like?

Are you getting anywhere?  Is being a smartass working here and giving you power?
Not with me it isn't, so I guess in this case, yes, impotent is an apt word.

[McGiver]

so i guess what you are saying is:

even though i have difficulty in communicating with others (always have) i should change now, the best ways that i have learned to cope when interacting with others.


hmmm, you want me to be something that i am not.


is that a fair assessment?

[Eclair]

so i guess what you are saying is:

even though i have difficulty in communicating with others (always have) i should change now, the best ways that i have learned to cope when interacting with others.


hmmm, you want me to be something that i am not.


is that a fair assessment?

The assessment is, if you push someone to be an ass back to you and you can't take your own medicine, then why keep doing it?
Seems pointless to me.

will you please let me know when you will be off line over the next few weeks?
i will try to avoid this place also, since i will be missing you soooo much.

Stop pretending, it doesn't suit you.  Or maybe it does!

Are you denying you were being a sarcastic knob here?

[Lucifer]

no point in denying a gold standard.

anyway, eclair, hello, and all those other wonderful social skill conventions.  tell me about yourself.  you've been recommended to me as entertaining, so i'm curious (in every sense of the word)...

[Eclair]

no point in denying a gold standard.

anyway, eclair, hello, and all those other wonderful social skill conventions.  tell me about yourself.  you've been recommended to me as entertaining, so i'm curious (in every sense of the word)...

I've been recommended to you as entertaining?  That's interesting.
I think I have revealed enough on this site for you to get a realistic overall assessment of me, however feel free to ask more direct questions should you have any specifics.

[Lucifer]

okay - can you give me a summary of your posts so far?  pithy wins points.   i really can't be fucked reading all the piffle and eyewash on here (although, undoubtedly, there'll be the odd gem).

if YOU can't be arsed, don't worry - i'm sure it'll all become crystal clear in the fullness of time...   

[Eclair]

okay - can you give me a summary of your posts so far?  pithy wins points.   i really can't be fucked reading all the piffle and eyewash on here (although, undoubtedly, there'll be the odd gem).

if YOU can't be arsed, don't worry - i'm sure it'll all become crystal clear in the fullness of time...   

A summary of my posts...I've made a lot of posts that Calandale never understood the humour in.  But then again, Calandale has misinterpreted that many of my posts he now suspects I am in love with Lit. 
McJ tries to tease me but then outsmarts himself on numerous occasions. 
I've tried to understand some of the women on here...however, some I will never get.

Overall, I don't tolerate narrow mindedness, or when the boys suddenly go off on a "all women are bitches" tangent.  That's probably the key to what will rile me up no end.

[Lucifer]

I've tried to understand some of the women on here...however, some I will never get.

makes you about normal, then.  it works in reverse too, i'm told.

Overall, I don't tolerate narrow mindedness, or when the boys suddenly go off on a "all women are bitches" tangent.  That's probably the key to what will rile me up no end.

i heart this person already...   

oh, and unless i'm completely mistaken, or she's had surgery, calandale is female.  at least i'm assuming calandale = callaway.  i've been away, you know...   

[Callaway]

oh, and unless i'm completely mistaken, or she's had surgery, calandale is female.  at least i'm assuming calandale = callaway.  i've been away, you know...   

No, I am most definitely not Calandale.

Here is his profile:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=222

[Lucifer]

whoops.  soz, callaway.   

[Eclair]

oh, and unless i'm completely mistaken, or she's had surgery, calandale is female.  at least i'm assuming calandale = callaway.  i've been away, you know...   

No, I am most definitely not Calandale.

Here is his profile:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=222

But aren't you flattered Callaway 
It could be worse...at least you weren't mistaken for......oh, I'll hold my tongue!