can you carry on two different discussions at once?
It was a pisstake on the cliche of the fat, bored housewife who makes up lies on the internet.
If that is what you or anybody else here wants to think that, that is fine. I would find it quite amusing in fact.
will you pretend that you are the hot, ultra bored housewife, who's husband has no time to take care of your female needs. and you are here just for a good time?
A fantasy of yours, is it?
Sorry can't help you with that one, well not the housewife / husband bit.
no imagination?
No desire to enter that fantasy. I lived it in my 20's.
So, how about a different fantasy:
That we are both fat naked men communicating over
the computer, and pretending to be what we're not?
That one always gets me hot.