Is Eclair some sick twisted joke of a name?
Are you joking?
??
Do you know what one is? It's a french pastry filled with cream and covered with chocolate.
To be honest, in that sense, it probably sounds like I was trying to be all sexy when I chose it...but it's not the reason.
It's actually a username I had on a very sensible website...when I joined there, my first choice which was my favourite colour, had been taken as a username, so I used the name of my favourite sweet...eclair.
I just find it easier to not have to use a million different usernames.