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Offline Calandale

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #60 on: May 09, 2007, 11:50:58 PM »
Do you flap?

And yeah, I meant the birds. A serendipitous
question, as there was a sweet baby starling
hopping about after its parent, at the time.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #61 on: May 10, 2007, 12:44:55 AM »
Do you like bunnies?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #62 on: May 10, 2007, 02:46:36 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 09, 2007, 11:50:58 PM
Do you flap?

And yeah, I meant the birds. A serendipitous
question, as there was a sweet baby starling
hopping about after its parent, at the time.
Baby birds are cute, but most baby animals are.

I don't think I flap in the true sense...but I throw my arms around a lot if I am talking....I'm more a subtle stimmer.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #63 on: May 10, 2007, 02:47:35 AM »
Quote from: paradox on May 10, 2007, 12:44:55 AM
Do you like bunnies?
I like bunnies.

I especially like to eat them now I am an adult.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #64 on: May 10, 2007, 07:00:11 AM »
i hate birds because they simply lift their tail and crap whenever and whereer the urge strikes them.
just like the mexicans.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #65 on: May 10, 2007, 07:02:16 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 10, 2007, 07:00:11 AM
i hate birds because they simply lift their tail and crap whenever and whereer the urge strikes them.
just like the mexicans.
At least they don't speak shit whenever the urge strikes them...
but I've never met a Mexican.
I always wondered how bird shit could have the white and black bits seperate myself...
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #66 on: May 10, 2007, 07:05:00 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 10, 2007, 07:02:16 AM
Quote from: McJagger on May 10, 2007, 07:00:11 AM
i hate birds because they simply lift their tail and crap whenever and whereer the urge strikes them.
just like the mexicans.

At least they don't speak shit whenever the urge strikes them...
but I've never met a Mexican.
I always wondered how bird shit could have the white and black bits seperate myself...
yeah, i know.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #67 on: May 10, 2007, 01:29:32 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 10, 2007, 07:02:16 AM
I always wondered how bird shit could have the white and black bits seperate myself...

From Yahoo Answers:

The Biology of Bird Poop:

Birds, like many reptiles, do not secrete nitrogenous wastes in the form of urea CH4ON2, like mammals do. (Urea is what is in human urine.)

Instead, birds secrete uric acid C5H4O3N4, which in insoluble in water and looks like a white paste. Many reptiles also secrete uric acid, because it conserves water better than urea. It also eliminates the need for a heavy, water-filled bladder. The latter is the important element for birds, which need to be as light as possible, for flight.

Birds have a single exit opening, the cloaca, again unlike us. This opening is used for both for excretion and reproduction. When they excrete waste, they combine the uric acid crystal-paste (the white stuff) with the dark fecal waste from their intestine.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2007, 01:32:01 PM »
Poor birds. They can't have wet sex, only poop sex.  :'(
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2007, 04:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on May 10, 2007, 01:32:01 PM
Poor birds. They can't have wet sex, only poop sex.  :'(

They seem to enjoy it.

Do mexican's have tails?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #70 on: May 10, 2007, 04:39:13 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 10, 2007, 04:37:35 PM
Quote from: Litigious on May 10, 2007, 01:32:01 PM
Poor birds. They can't have wet sex, only poop sex.  :'(

They seem to enjoy it.

Do mexican's have tails?
no.

they have taco's.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #71 on: May 10, 2007, 04:40:26 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 10, 2007, 04:39:13 PM
Quote from: calandale on May 10, 2007, 04:37:35 PM
Quote from: Litigious on May 10, 2007, 01:32:01 PM
Poor birds. They can't have wet sex, only poop sex.  :'(

They seem to enjoy it.

Do mexican's have tails?
no.

they have taco's.

They rock then.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #72 on: May 10, 2007, 04:49:38 PM »
I prefer nachos. And enchiladas. And burritos. Mexican food rocks.  8)
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #73 on: May 10, 2007, 05:07:18 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on May 10, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
I prefer nachos. And enchiladas. And burritos. Mexican food rocks.  8)
why don't mexican's have BBQ's?




the beans fall through the grill.  ;D
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #74 on: May 10, 2007, 05:08:13 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 10, 2007, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: duncvis on May 10, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
I prefer nachos. And enchiladas. And burritos. Mexican food rocks.  8)
why don't mexican's have BBQ's?




the beans fall through the grill.  ;D

not if you put the pan on the griddle, dumbass. :P
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