Okay, I need some advice here with dating, seeing as you have had a fuck (excuse the pun) load of guy experience throughout your youth.
I like video games, I like anime, I don't belch or fart very often, I like some music, I don't like spontanity much, I hate cocky women, I am quite a placid person, occasionally a good listener to people's issues, I don't go out very often, I'm not into sports, I work out when I'm in the mood, I am not very good at making anecdotes in public to lighten the mood, I am unemployed.
Feel free to help, providing that it doesn't result in me being somebody I am clearly not.