A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: calandale on May 12, 2007, 10:10:31 PMDon't worry about it, my wife was a Sumerian.She always counted in base twelve. Couldn't betoo good for the brain, as she hooked up with moi.You mean she was from Iraq ??
Don't worry about it, my wife was a Sumerian.She always counted in base twelve. Couldn't betoo good for the brain, as she hooked up with moi.
Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 10:12:57 PMQuote from: calandale on May 12, 2007, 10:10:31 PMDon't worry about it, my wife was a Sumerian.She always counted in base twelve. Couldn't betoo good for the brain, as she hooked up with moi.You mean she was from Iraq ??she was a street whore sold her body for $200 a pop.
I grew up in the wrong part of the country.
Quote from: calandale on May 13, 2007, 03:41:54 PMI grew up in the wrong part of the country.maybe you just weren't super duper sexy.like me.
so, when i was 17 i was sexually assaulted by two fourteen year old girls in Bakersfield, CA.this was 20 years ago.yes, i ended up in a three way with them and fucked their brains out, but i felt used afterwards.who, in this scenerio would get jailtime if it had ever gone to court.
Sumerians rule.
tell us about Sumerians. i didn't pay attention in history.
i, as a man, make a claim that i was raped, and the issue isn't taken seriously.typical.
Quote from: McWhatever on May 14, 2007, 12:51:31 PMi, as a man, make a claim that i was raped, and the issue isn't taken seriously.typical.From what you posted on here and on the other thread about it- it seemed to me that you were saying you were held down and brought to arousal against your will, but once you had an erection you chose to use it and fucked them of your own free will.