Author Topic: Post your voice, you wankers.  (Read 3512 times)

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The_P

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2007, 12:34:57 PM »
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum.  ???

Naught to fret about.

I had no idea what you were saying on those things, this being Intensity and all.   :laugh:

I spoke like a retard?

:(

You make me a saaadd spaz.

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2007, 12:42:58 PM »
AH HAH, RICHARD LOOKS LIKE AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE SMILE?

Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

purposefulinsanity

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2007, 12:43:10 PM »
No you nonce- I meant I didn't know if you what you were saying was going to be suitable hearing for children because of the site you posted them on.  I haven't listened to them yet so I don't know if you sound like a retard or not (but I doubt that you will).

The_P

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2007, 12:45:53 PM »
No you nonce- I meant I didn't know if you what you were saying was going to be suitable hearing for children because of the site you posted them on.  I haven't listened to them yet so I don't know if you sound like a retard or not (but I doubt that you will).

I love it when you call me a nonce. Do it again! Oooohh....

The_P

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2007, 12:46:54 PM »
AH HAH, RICHARD LOOKS LIKE AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE SMILE?



Takes one to know one, tin-ribs.

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2007, 01:03:09 PM »
the neverland one was teh funneh.

The_P

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2007, 01:07:13 PM »
the neverland one was teh funneh.

Peter likes my orgasms.

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2007, 03:34:30 PM »
Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).
fuck you, pussy!

What? You have a problem with me not liking that word for dirty talk?  If its used in written smut I don't have a problem with the word, it just isn't one I want to hear during sex.
Would it turn you on if your wife whispered in your ear 'ohh your willy feels so good.'?


just so long as she doesn't call it a wee willy, i'm cool.
Misunderstood.

purposefulinsanity

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2007, 04:42:31 AM »
I had silent sex with Pete: http://www.mediafire.com/?0zymw5jjn0r

 :eyebrows:

There wasn't even any moaning- I feel ripped off!

Teejay

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2007, 05:49:14 AM »
AH HAH, RICHARD LOOKS LIKE AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE SMILE?



Judging by no smiling in your pictures I figure you are an antisocial fuck too.  :finger:

purposefulinsanity

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2007, 07:58:57 AM »
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum.  ???

Naught to fret about.

After listening to them I'm not sure your explanation would make them feel better about the one where you threaten to rape all the little children, favourite uncle or not.  :laugh:

The_P

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2007, 08:37:09 AM »
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.

Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum.  ???

Naught to fret about.

After listening to them I'm not sure your explanation would make them feel better about the one where you threaten to rape all the little children, favourite uncle or not.  :laugh:

LOL! I forgot that one.

purposefulinsanity

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2007, 09:09:00 AM »
Hey it made me laugh and when you're not doing silly voices you actually have a very nice voice.  (I thought you said your accent was difficult to understand  ???)

The_P

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Hale_Bopp!
« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2007, 09:10:58 AM »
Hale_Bopp, I have something to say to you: http://www.mediafire.com/?2txjtdmyttb

(I have a cold. :P)
« Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 09:36:31 AM by Islam's Comedy Flamer »

The_P

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Re: Post your voice, you wankers.
« Reply #74 on: May 14, 2007, 09:12:51 AM »
Hey it made me laugh and when you're not doing silly voices you actually have a very nice voice.  (I thought you said your accent was difficult to understand  ???)

In some cases, it can be at times, especially when my "ts" and whatnot are silent.