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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2007, 05:55:26 AM »
Mmm...reminds me of wild at heart.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2007, 05:57:39 AM »
you could use barbed wire.  might add to the kinky level of satisfaction.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2007, 06:01:15 AM »
totally uninterested in anything sexual right now.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2007, 06:02:39 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:01:15 AM
totally uninterested in anything sexual right now.
so!

i am.  and afterall, isn't it really all about me?
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2007, 06:04:18 AM »
Of course. Sorry, I forgot.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2007, 06:10:31 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:04:18 AM
Of course. Sorry, I forgot.
ok then.  accepted.

now i am willing to talk about you.
what do you want?
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2007, 06:11:16 AM »
How about some pretty light sabers?
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2007, 06:18:34 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:11:16 AM
How about some pretty light sabers?
ok.
pull down your pants and pretend like you just dropped the soap.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2007, 06:19:16 AM »
Will my 'roids feel better?
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2007, 06:22:30 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:19:16 AM
Will my 'roids feel better?
when you stop sitting around.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2007, 06:23:20 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 06:22:30 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:19:16 AM
Will my 'roids feel better?
when you stop sitting around.

I shan't let you put your 'light saber' in
until they feel better, then.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2007, 06:27:07 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:23:20 AM
Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 06:22:30 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:19:16 AM
Will my 'roids feel better?
when you stop sitting around.

I shan't let you put your 'light saber' in
until they feel better, then.
typo.
i meant shitting around.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2007, 06:28:23 AM »
Actually, I think it's the sitting that's the problem.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2007, 07:15:50 AM »
If  a girl can't keep her hair up, she is stupid.
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Re: Happy Star Wars Day
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2007, 07:17:42 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on May 04, 2007, 07:15:50 AM
If  a girl can't keep her hair up, she is stupid.

If she can't keep me up, she's incompetent.
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