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Offline McGiver

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #60 on: May 04, 2007, 04:59:33 PM »
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Quote from: PMS Elle on May 04, 2007, 01:49:43 PM
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem.  It would be a gang.  :P

Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
and they would crouch as they walked and snapped their fingers to each step.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #61 on: May 05, 2007, 02:44:50 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 04:59:33 PM
Quote from: duncvis on May 04, 2007, 03:23:46 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 04, 2007, 01:49:43 PM
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem.  It would be a gang.  :P

Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
and they would crouch as they walked and snapped their fingers to each step.

Thats the fucker! :LMAO: :plus:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #62 on: May 05, 2007, 05:08:46 AM »
There are probably people out there with most if not all of your traits crazy, so you not producing offspring probably wont be the end of the possibility of a person with your traits, but I'd rather not run the risk.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2007, 07:00:39 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 05, 2007, 05:08:46 AM
There are probably people out there with most if not all of your traits crazy, so you not producing offspring probably wont be the end of the possibility of a person with your traits, but I'd rather not run the risk.
the subtle flirt has turned into the overt flirt.  :clap:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2007, 07:01:43 AM »
What, you think it stands a chance of working?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2007, 07:02:57 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on May 05, 2007, 07:01:43 AM
What, you think it stands a chance of working?
doubtful.  though she may be flattered.  i dunno.

still, i always appreciate the direct route.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2007, 07:48:05 AM »
I am not flirting with her.  I am trying to warm her up to the idea of having her eggs harvested(or maybe even have children).  Maybe she wont be willing right now(not that I have the money for it), but maybe eventually she'll be willing.

I am smitten with crazy, but she is by far - extremely not smitten with me(so flirting with her would be pointless).  I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of having her, because if I thought I did, I would try.

But seeing as how I really like her, I really DO wanna see more of her around, and it WILL sadden if her traits die with her. 
« Last Edit: May 05, 2007, 07:54:40 AM by Nomaken »
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2007, 07:52:09 AM »
Nomaken, you have made the member's choice forum.  I was actually laughing.

Quote from: McJagger on May 04, 2007, 04:59:33 PM
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Quote from: PMS Elle on May 04, 2007, 01:49:43 PM
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem.  It would be a gang.  :P

Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
and they would crouch as they walked and snapped their fingers to each step.
Lol.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2016, 05:59:12 PM »
  I've been shooting once and I loved it.  I still have my third target of the day, shot from 7 yards away,
   filled with holes mostly in the thoracic area.  A bit of brass hit my leg.  What a kick that was!  :litigious:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2016, 07:42:21 PM »
My bitches all carry glocks in their chanel handbags.  :zoinks:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2016, 05:49:38 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 25, 2016, 07:42:21 PM
My bitches all carry glocks in their chanel handbags.  :zoinks:

  Your bitches are chavs.  :hahaha: :trollskull:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #71 on: April 26, 2016, 07:47:24 AM »
I once brought an air-soft-gun to a female friend of mine, not really expecting her to care too much, I kind of hoped she would find it amusing enough (I brought a Glock 17 replica)

She found herself completely spellbound by it. For hours she would just sit and aim it in the air, load, pull the trigger, and repeat, completely in love with the power.

Anecdotal true story:
On my way home from there, a long distance bus, I had packed my bags, the plastic Glock on top of all my clothes, right beneath the bag's zipper.

I fall asleep on the bus, and wake up, all groggy, glancing at someone sitting by my feet, between seats, over my opened bag, robbing me right in front of my eyes
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He is looking right at my... Glock :'D Then at me. Then back at the Glock. I'm still too sleepy to fully comprehend what's going on, we're talking a second or two since I even opened my eyes, so all I really do is stare back.

He backs away slowly, goes back to his friend, both of whom I noticed when getting on the bus. And both of them get off at the next stop, which was in the middle of absolute nowhere

It wasnt untill after they had gotten off, that I slowly begun to piece together wtf had just happened
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #72 on: April 26, 2016, 07:52:26 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 26, 2016, 07:47:24 AM
I once brought an air-soft-gun to a female friend of mine, not really expecting her to care too much, I kind of hoped she would find it amusing enough (I brought a Glock 17 replica)

She found herself completely spellbound by it. For hours she would just sit and aim it in the air, load, pull the trigger, and repeat, completely in love with the power.

Anecdotal true story:
On my way home from there, a long distance bus, I had packed my bags, the plastic Glock on top of all my clothes, right beneath the bag's zipper.

I fall asleep on the bus, and wake up, all groggy, glancing at someone sitting by my feet, between seats, over my opened bag, robbing me right in front of my eyes
EXCEPT
He is looking right at my... Glock :'D Then at me. Then back at the Glock. I'm still too sleepy to fully comprehend what's going on, we're talking a second or two since I even opened my eyes, so all I really do is stare back.

He backs away slowly, goes back to his friend, both of whom I noticed when getting on the bus. And both of them get off at the next stop, which was in the middle of absolute nowhere

It wasnt untill after they had gotten off, that I slowly begun to piece together wtf had just happened

  Oh hell yeah.  Don't mess with the ZEGH!   :tooledup:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #73 on: April 26, 2016, 08:39:27 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 26, 2016, 07:47:24 AM
I once brought an air-soft-gun to a female friend of mine, not really expecting her to care too much, I kind of hoped she would find it amusing enough (I brought a Glock 17 replica)

She found herself completely spellbound by it. For hours she would just sit and aim it in the air, load, pull the trigger, and repeat, completely in love with the power.

Anecdotal true story:
On my way home from there, a long distance bus, I had packed my bags, the plastic Glock on top of all my clothes, right beneath the bag's zipper.

I fall asleep on the bus, and wake up, all groggy, glancing at someone sitting by my feet, between seats, over my opened bag, robbing me right in front of my eyes
EXCEPT
He is looking right at my... Glock :'D Then at me. Then back at the Glock. I'm still too sleepy to fully comprehend what's going on, we're talking a second or two since I even opened my eyes, so all I really do is stare back.

He backs away slowly, goes back to his friend, both of whom I noticed when getting on the bus. And both of them get off at the next stop, which was in the middle of absolute nowhere

It wasnt untill after they had gotten off, that I slowly begun to piece together wtf had just happened

....and sometimes even now, I think on that day. I think how it could have been. But then the past is immutable, the present is in our grasp, and the future has all its wonders for us to discover.

(Just thought Id round it off for you. Don't thank me.)
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #74 on: April 26, 2016, 08:42:58 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 26, 2016, 05:49:38 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 25, 2016, 07:42:21 PM
My bitches all carry glocks in their chanel handbags.  :zoinks:

  Your bitches are chavs.  :hahaha: :trollskull:

Don't be hating on my bitches.  :zoinks:
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