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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2007, 06:43:24 PM »
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Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).

No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.

You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least. :angel:

All of the fun, none of the risks.  Well, OK, HALF the risks.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2007, 06:51:01 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 03, 2007, 06:43:24 PM
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Quote from: PMS Elle on May 03, 2007, 05:57:44 PM
Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).

No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.

You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least. :angel:
Sounds like a good deal then.
All of the fun, none of the risks.  Well, OK, HALF the risks.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2007, 04:42:35 AM »
Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2007, 04:49:43 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 04, 2007, 04:42:35 AM
Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
I just want some of anyone, about now. Piss drunk though, so fuckin' ignore my ass.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2007, 04:56:41 AM »
I guess I can't convince you I am not just trying to kiss your ass crazy, but it honestly does sadden me that you wont produce any offspring.  Early retirement perhaps, but to let your traits die with you is a small tradegy.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2007, 04:57:09 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 04, 2007, 04:56:41 AM
I guess I can't convince you I am not just trying to kiss your ass crazy, but it honestly does sadden me that you wont produce any offspring.  Early retirement perhaps, but to let your traits die with you is a small tradegy.

Wish you'd kiss my ass.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2007, 05:55:14 AM »
I don't feel that a legacy has to be genetic, or even parent-child sans genes, to be a worthy legacy.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2007, 05:57:11 AM »
My legacy is destruction.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2007, 09:12:54 AM »
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Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?

Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2007, 09:15:34 AM »
Quote from: Peter on May 04, 2007, 09:12:54 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 04, 2007, 04:42:35 AM
Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?

Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?

I'd settle for a couple of them.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #55 on: May 04, 2007, 01:08:00 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 04, 2007, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Peter on May 04, 2007, 09:12:54 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 04, 2007, 04:42:35 AM
Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?

Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?

I'd settle for a couple of them.

This is why she protects them, so.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #56 on: May 04, 2007, 01:49:43 PM »
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem.  It would be a gang.  :P
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2007, 02:09:23 PM »
It'd be a gang of crazy bitches.  :smarty:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #58 on: May 04, 2007, 03:23:46 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 04, 2007, 01:49:43 PM
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem.  It would be a gang.  :P

Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #59 on: May 04, 2007, 03:25:10 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on May 04, 2007, 03:23:46 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 04, 2007, 01:49:43 PM
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem.  It would be a gang.  :P

Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)

They would "dance" like this:  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
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