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Women and guns.
« on: May 01, 2007, 02:48:02 PM »
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2007, 02:55:21 PM »
Even though she finishes the article with :  "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2007, 03:05:30 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 01, 2007, 02:55:21 PM
Even though she finishes the article with :  "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?

She's a woman. You can't expect her to be 100% logical and consequent.  ;D

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2007, 03:56:12 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 01, 2007, 02:55:21 PM
Even though she finishes the article with :  "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?

I quite enjoy not having and not needing tampons, thank you very much.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2007, 04:46:27 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 03:56:12 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 01, 2007, 02:55:21 PM
Even though she finishes the article with :  "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?

I quite enjoy not having and not needing tampons, thank you very much.

Were you Joan of Arc in a former life ??  ;) :laugh:
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2007, 04:52:05 PM »
Joan of Arc didn't have periods?

How about after she had sex with
Giles de Rais?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2007, 05:06:56 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 01, 2007, 04:52:05 PM
Joan of Arc didn't have periods?

How about after she had sex with
Giles de Rais?

What fucked-up human biology classes did you take in school?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2007, 05:10:24 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:06:56 PM
Quote from: calandale on May 01, 2007, 04:52:05 PM
Joan of Arc didn't have periods?

How about after she had sex with
Giles de Rais?

What fucked-up human biology classes did you take in school?

I figured that it might have been some special 'gift'
having to do with her visions, and that her affair might
have ruined them.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2007, 05:15:21 PM »
A COMMON whore wouldn't have interested Giles.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2007, 05:16:29 PM »
Call yourself a saint, you're nothing but a common whore and as a common whore you shall suffer from the curse as you so deserve to.  Each month your breasts will swell and your cunny will weep scarlet tears of shame.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2007, 05:17:19 PM »
Sorry about that- I deleted it when I meant to edit.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2007, 05:19:31 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 01, 2007, 05:15:21 PM
A COMMON whore wouldn't have interested Giles.

Obviously the voice of god disagrees.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2007, 05:26:05 PM »
You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then.  And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos.  Those are for reformed sluts.  I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2007, 05:27:40 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 01, 2007, 05:19:31 PM
Quote from: calandale on May 01, 2007, 05:15:21 PM
A COMMON whore wouldn't have interested Giles.

Obviously the voice of god disagrees.

No. The problem was that he was too
weak accept her power, and so he
destroyed it. I shan't make that
mistake again, if given the chance.

Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then.  And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos.  Those are for reformed sluts.  I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.

While you're at it, would you mind removing the
old one? It's not working correctly any longer.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2007, 05:30:40 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then.  And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos.  Those are for reformed sluts.  I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.

You might not have the physical means to weep real scarlet tears of shame, but you're still impure so will weep them in your heart.
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