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I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« on: April 26, 2007, 03:19:41 PM »
It's exclusive to cat and honarary cats as declared by The Great Cat God.
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2007, 05:23:44 PM »
Is that like the Computer God?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2007, 05:26:54 PM »
cats are liars.
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2007, 06:53:19 PM »
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 06:59:27 PM »
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P

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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2007, 07:00:59 PM »
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P

Why would cats speak improperly a language they invented?
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 07:05:36 PM »
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P
Why would cats speak improperly a language they invented?

Meow?? meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2007, 07:11:48 PM »
cats are liars.
No, your poor understanding of catspeak causes you to misinterpret them.

No, cats have poor verbal skills and can't understand grammar.  :P

Meow?? meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!

Why would cats speak improperly a language they invented?
Miaw Meow Miaw meow meow *rrrrrrr* Miaou meow miew *rrrrrrr* miaw Meow Mewww *rrrrrrr* miaou Mewww (Yeah, I could see why a cat would say that, but you're totally misinterpreting the language.)
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2007, 07:17:16 PM »
Can Nomakens join?  They are very cat-like.
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 07:28:50 PM »
did you mean the great sCAT God?
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2007, 07:35:06 PM »
You know, there's more than one way to skin a cat god....

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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2007, 07:36:49 PM »
my god, my god, why has thou forsaken me?


....cat got your tongue?
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2007, 07:38:13 PM »
The Baron keeps all the best kittens to himself.
I hate him. I want to torture the pretty little kittens
too.

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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2007, 08:13:07 PM »
I announce the church of the supreme cat god.  He will let anyone into his church, the only requirements are that you love kitties.  Your servitude of them is not required since it is virtually impossible to love kitties and not serve them as a matter of course.
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Re: I announce The Church of The Great Cat God
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2007, 08:18:03 PM »
kittens are great.  the problem is that they turn into cats.  which are liars.
Misunderstood.