ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST

[Litigious]

Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun license, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

[Calandale]

Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

[Litigious]

Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Because I'm not a coward or an idiot, birdie. 

[odeon]

Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Another great mystery.

[Calandale]

Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Because I'm not a coward or an idiot, birdie. 

I don't believe that you're an idiot, but we've
established your cowardliness.

[Litigious]

Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Another great mystery.

I'd say that it's more of a great mystery that they elect the clowns they do, since I at least actually have never run for an election of any kind.

[Litigious]

Actually not. The Swedes are obedient, lazy cosy cowards that don't want a change. They want to be treated like suspect criminals when applying for a damned gun licens, they want to pay the highest taxes in the world to finance the islamification of Sweden, they want cowards and idiots to rule them.

So, why haven't they elected you?

Because I'm not a coward or an idiot, birdie. 

I don't believe that you're an idiot, but we've
established your cowardliness.

No, cowards don't make bombs in their kitchens, that's a job for real men. 

[Calandale]

No, cowards don't make bombs in their kitchens, that's a job for real men. 

Using mom's recipes again?
Mine sticks to poisons.

[Litigious]

No, cowards don't make bombs in their kitchens, that's a job for real men. 

Using mom's recipes again?
Mine sticks to poisons.

No, you buy the chemicals online, but you can make the explosives in the kitchen. Poisons are interesting, though, but I'm more into explosives.

[Calandale]

You should pick up a copy of http://www.fortliberty.org/military-library/improvised-munitions-handbook/improvised-munitions-handbook.shtml

[Litigious]

I actually have a Swedish version of all of those recipes, and loading your own ammo without a license is still legal here. But I like those anti-Islamic articles that were also included, so I add it to my bookmarks. 

[Calandale]

The old one had some nice stuff on making pipe shotguns.
I haven't looked at this version.

[Litigious]

The old one had some nice stuff on making pipe shotguns.
I haven't looked at this version.

But at the same time it makes me hate Sweden even more. They complain that you cannot buy a caliber handgun over .50 in the US. That is as good as impossible in this cowardly country. I hate Sweden. I hope the Muslims take over and that the SCUM-ON-TOP politicians responsible for dragging them here in the first place are the first ones to get executed. 

Look at this beauty. A weapon for men. Should be available for any free man over the counter, without any cowardly license. 


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[odeon]

Alas, it is not, for which I am thankful.

[Calandale]

Look at this beauty. A weapon for men. Should be available for any free man over the counter, without any cowardly license. 

Should just pass them out for free.