ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST

[ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT]

I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[odeon]

OMG, I MEAN LOLL THIS IS SOOO FUNNY, YOUR, LIKE, A COMEDIAN!!!!! 

And you're obviously an NT yourself since you managed to author this exciting, and all-inclusive, test. Takes one to know one, isn't that what they say? And this thread is now officially over.

[Calandale]

I answered yes to all of them.
I'm glad that these new psychological
studies are here to help us.

[Nomaken]

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

mmmmmmmmmmMaybe....

[Peter]

I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

Please familiarise yourself with what AS actually is, rather than spouting your ignorance at us.

DIAGNOSTIC CRITERIA FOR ASPERGER'S DISORDER (DSM IV)


A. Qualitative impairment in social interaction,
   as manifested by at least two of the following:

    1) marked impairment in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviours such
       as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body postures, and gestures
       to regulate social interaction;

    2) failure to develop peer relationships appropriate to developmental
       level;

    3) a lack of spontaneous seeking to share enjoyment, interests or
       achievments with other people (eg: by a lack of showing, bringing,
       or pointing out objects of interest to other people);

    4) lack of social or emotional reciprocity.

B. Restricted repetitive and stereotyped patterns of behaviour, interests,
   and activities, as manifested by at least one of the following:

    1) encompassing preoccupation with one or more stereotyped and
       restricted patterns of interest that is abnormal either in intensity
       or focus;

    2) apparently inflexible adherence to specific, nonfunctional routines
       or rituals;

    3) stereotyped and repetitive motor mannerisms (eg: hand or finger
       flapping or twisting, or complex whole-body movements);

    4) persistent preoccupation with parts of objects

C. The disturbance causes clinically significant impairment in social,
   occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

D. There is no clinically significant general delay in language
   (eg: single words used by age 2 years, communicative phrases used by
   age 3 years).
 
E. There is no clinically significant delay in cognitive development or in
   the development of age-appropriate self-help skills, adaptive behaviour
   (other than social interaction), and curiosity about the environment in
   childhood.

F. Criteria are not met for another specific Pervasive Developmental
   Disorder, or Schizophrenia.

Also, would it hurt you to turn off the caps lock?

[Calandale]

Still trying to figure out what Mork and Mindy have to do with this.

I always felt bad for the eggs though.

[ozymandias]

We are the Borg, resitance is futile, you will be adapted to serve us.................now do you want fries or coleslaw with your order?

[richard]

anyone who screams over the internet is fake

[Scrapheap]

anyone who screams over the internet is fake

WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAKE FARTFUCK !!!

[richard]

oh my!

[renaeden]

Fartfuck. I like that.

[zer0]

I've always liked "fucking shitfucker". It's says so much on so many levels.

[McGiver]

[El]

I applaud such an emperically valid survey.

[El]

Please familiarise yourself with what AS actually is, rather than spouting your ignorance at us.

Also, would it hurt you to turn off the caps lock?

Peter, dare I suggest that you did...