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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #90 on: April 28, 2007, 02:52:16 PM »
Sure, but try to remember that they
are still people, underneath it all.

thank you, but no.

i have been far to jaded to think otherwise.

Practice our preaching ... make them accountable for their actions.

I have seeen their primitive behaviors, too. I've also found that telling one the "right way", tomorrow ten more know how. Try giving them a friendly, helping hand, before giving up on them.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #91 on: April 28, 2007, 02:54:17 PM »
Are you suggesting wiping there asses for them?

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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #92 on: April 28, 2007, 03:14:56 PM »
Are you suggesting wiping there asses for them?

If it comes to that, we have you angry guys to help us out.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #93 on: April 28, 2007, 03:20:25 PM »
Are you suggesting wiping there asses for them?

If it comes to that, we have you angry guys to help us out.

Oh yeah, because wiping shit just always calms me down.

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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #94 on: April 28, 2007, 05:58:41 PM »
Are you suggesting wiping there asses for them?

If it comes to that, we have you angry guys to help us out.

Oh yeah, because wiping shit just always calms me down.

What a crappy retort.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #95 on: April 28, 2007, 06:11:21 PM »
What a crappy retort.

Maybe YOU should wipe it up then.

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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #96 on: April 28, 2007, 06:38:17 PM »
Sure, but try to remember that they
are still people, underneath it all.

thank you, but no.

i have been far to jaded to think otherwise.

Practice our preaching ... make them accountable for their actions.

I have seeen their primitive behaviors, too. I've also found that telling one the "right way", tomorrow ten more know how. Try giving them a friendly, helping hand, before giving up on them.
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i always try the gentle approach first.

but time has taught me that machismo is all they understand....and a few choice curse words.  so i tend to jump right to the domination part.  it seems to work, until i meet one that thinks he is a badass.  unfortunately for him, he has to learn the hard way.

taking a shit in the corner is not the main issue here.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #97 on: April 28, 2007, 08:23:29 PM »
Sure, but try to remember that they
are still people, underneath it all.

thank you, but no.

i have been far to jaded to think otherwise.

Practice our preaching ... make them accountable for their actions.

I have seeen their primitive behaviors, too. I've also found that telling one the "right way", tomorrow ten more know how. Try giving them a friendly, helping hand, before giving up on them.
.

i always try the gentle approach first.

but time has taught me that machismo is all they understand....and a few choice curse words.  so i tend to jump right to the domination part.  it seems to work, until i meet one that thinks he is a badass.  unfortunately for him, he has to learn the hard way.

taking a shit in the corner is not the main issue here.
Of course not, but machismo is all some of these people have going for themselves, along with their pride, even if they are both misplaced. It's a start, at least. Some means to communicate.

How about the ones who you have shown your dominance to, without insulting their pride? Have they become loyal or were they backstabbers?

I find that the ones who are actually out there trying to get work are miles better to deal with than the ones who backstab and lie to get by, even if learning the language is a low priority to them.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #98 on: April 28, 2007, 09:35:48 PM »
its all about the hussle and corruption.

another rule of thumb that i learned fairly quickly is that the first and second thing out of their mouth is generally a lie.


i can tell you that some of the ones that i have butted heads with in the past are now actually some of my favorite outside truck-drivers today.
it seems that once they learn that i am not a game they cannot win and they get with MY program, they learn that it is much better for everybody if they just cooperate with me.  seriously, i am a pretty smart dude, i pay attention, and i am one of the best at what i do.

unfortunately, the turnover rate for their jobs is about 6 months.  so it is a constant battle for me.  having to be a bad mother fucker and teach them; this is where i work, they are just visitors.  and they should respect it as if they are a guest in my house.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #99 on: April 28, 2007, 11:01:12 PM »

unfortunately, the turnover rate for their jobs is about 6 months.  so it is a constant battle for me.  having to be a bad mother fucker and teach them; this is where i work, they are just visitors. and they should respect it as if they are a guest in my house.

I wish more people recognized this. Excellent point!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #100 on: April 28, 2007, 11:39:24 PM »

unfortunately, the turnover rate for their jobs is about 6 months.  so it is a constant battle for me.  having to be a bad mother fucker and teach them; this is where i work, they are just visitors. and they should respect it as if they are a guest in my house.

Do you squash their trucks with your crane if they misbehave?
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2007, 12:42:18 AM »
Are you suggesting wiping there asses for them?

If it comes to that, we have you angry guys to help us out.

Oh yeah, because wiping shit just always calms me down.

I just figured that, since you are so angry,
you would apply extra work ethic into a forced ass wiping
and the ass you wiped would stay well wiped for longer
after you had really given it your best effort.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #102 on: April 29, 2007, 04:50:44 AM »
Are you suggesting wiping there asses for them?

If it comes to that, we have you angry guys to help us out.

Oh yeah, because wiping shit just always calms me down.

I just figured that, since you are so angry,
you would apply extra work ethic into a forced ass wiping
and the ass you wiped would stay well wiped for longer
after you had really given it your best effort.

I'd scrub it until it's a bloody mess like mine.

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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #103 on: April 29, 2007, 06:18:13 AM »

unfortunately, the turnover rate for their jobs is about 6 months.  so it is a constant battle for me.  having to be a bad mother fucker and teach them; this is where i work, they are just visitors. and they should respect it as if they are a guest in my house.

Do you squash their trucks with your crane if they misbehave?


i would like to plead the fifth on this one.

let's just say that sometimes i get extra angry.
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Re: Out of Your Mind...
« Reply #104 on: April 29, 2007, 06:49:36 AM »

unfortunately, the turnover rate for their jobs is about 6 months.  so it is a constant battle for me.  having to be a bad mother fucker and teach them; this is where i work, they are just visitors. and they should respect it as if they are a guest in my house.

Do you squash their trucks with your crane if they misbehave?

i would like to plead the fifth on this one.

let's just say that sometimes i get extra angry.
now i'm quite intruiged.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 10:36:53 AM by PMS Elle »
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