Emo

[Hannah]

You just can't make inane sexual jokes about it.
I think that a reasoned discussion of the etymology
of the word is not out of your vow.

 
Just think of the utter lack of humor and fun with which I would answer it, McJ, and you'll be set.

failed irony.

failed humor.


failed sarcasm.



i'm set.

*is lost*

 

[Calandale]

I feel certain that I've been insulted, but sadly,
I can't even figure it out. Guess I'll do something
productive...

[Pyraxis]

I don't think so, I was insulting myself, not you....

[Calandale]

Oh great, and here I slit my wrists for no reason.

[McGiver]

Oh great, and here I slit my wrists for no reason.

you pwnwed yourself.

[Calandale]

Oh great, and here I slit my wrists for no reason.

you pwnwed yourself.

The thread title made me do it.

[McGiver]

Oh great, and here I slit my wrists for no reason.

you pwnwed yourself.

The thread title made me do it.

we all seek attention in our own ways, i suppose.

[Calandale]

Oh great, and here I slit my wrists for no reason.

you pwnwed yourself.

The thread title made me do it.

we all seek attention in our own ways, i suppose.

I guess. I just wish the butter knife hadn't hurt when
I failed to break skin.

[Callaway]

Oh great, and here I slit my wrists for no reason.

you pwnwed yourself.

The thread title made me do it.

we all seek attention in our own ways, i suppose.

I guess. I just wish the butter knife hadn't hurt when
I failed to break skin.

You forgot to read Purposeful Insanity's signature first:

Remember emo kids go up the road not across the street.

[Pyraxis]

Oh great, and here I slit my wrists for no reason.

you pwnwed yourself.

The thread title made me do it.

we all seek attention in our own ways, i suppose.

I guess. I just wish the butter knife hadn't hurt when
I failed to break skin.

call a suicide hotline right away! you need help. the people around you all love you. nobody wants you to die.

[Tom/Mutate]

Is he joking?  or are you joking too

[Pyraxis]

I'm joking too.

Sigh. I meant it when I said I can't do this thing people call humor.

[DirtDawg]

Is he joking?  or are you joking too

Loooking at the time stamps, I'd have to say it's too late to worry about it. If he posts again, we'll know he's incompetent with sharp objects.

[Callaway]

Is he joking?  or are you joking too

I assumed Calandale was joking and I was joking too.

[DirtDawg]

I'm joking too.

Sigh. I meant it when I said I can't do this thing people call humor.

Performance anxiety, possibly? Humor happens, but not always on command.