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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #90 on: March 21, 2010, 10:52:00 PM »
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Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.

That's BRAVE!  :agreed:

To me it sounds more...random.  :zoinks:

Not at all  :insane:

See now, squandering those precious hours in a different body wanking and/or boinking all day is just such a waste. What do you accomplish through doing that? Absolutely zip-all. At least Bint's idea lets you accomplish something useful. Get rid of a problem person. Give the cops an impossible crime to solve. What else are they going to do, sit around and eat donuts? Pleasure is fleeting; homicide is permanent.

Sounds like the ad campaign for next summer's blockbuster movie!  :headbang2:

 :plus:, and have a donut!  :laugh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #91 on: March 22, 2010, 05:17:06 PM »
Quote from: Bintybumpkins on March 21, 2010, 03:03:42 PM
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.
totally inappropriate, but actually makes sense . If you were into that sort of thing
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #92 on: March 23, 2010, 02:04:44 AM »
How old would I be? PS I want my undies!
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #93 on: March 23, 2010, 10:25:36 AM »
Quote from: johnH on March 23, 2010, 02:04:44 AM
How old would I be? PS I want my undies!

I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.

Which undies? Men's, or women's?  :P
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #94 on: March 31, 2010, 06:48:32 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 23, 2010, 10:25:36 AM
Quote from: johnH on March 23, 2010, 02:04:44 AM
How old would I be? PS I want my undies!

I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.

Which undies? Men's, or women's?  :P

Ooops, threadkill!  :zoinks:

Anyway, I'd want to be an alpha-type male, but an awesomely calm and controlled one, not a loudmouthed bully. I'd love to experience life as an alpha...I was born and raised to cower!  :laugh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #95 on: March 31, 2010, 07:10:16 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 31, 2010, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 23, 2010, 10:25:36 AM
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How old would I be? PS I want my undies!

I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.

Which undies? Men's, or women's?  :P

Ooops, threadkill!  :zoinks:

Anyway, I'd want to be an alpha-type male, but an awesomely calm and controlled one, not a loudmouthed bully. I'd love to experience life as an alpha...I was born and raised to cower!  :laugh:

That's a good one, but couldn't you change to be more of an alpha woman if you aren't happy the way you are?

I think it's mainly a question of self-confidence.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #96 on: March 31, 2010, 07:16:07 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 31, 2010, 07:10:16 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 31, 2010, 06:48:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 23, 2010, 10:25:36 AM
Quote from: johnH on March 23, 2010, 02:04:44 AM
How old would I be? PS I want my undies!

I'm guessing you'd be the same age you are now.

Which undies? Men's, or women's?  :P

Ooops, threadkill!  :zoinks:

Anyway, I'd want to be an alpha-type male, but an awesomely calm and controlled one, not a loudmouthed bully. I'd love to experience life as an alpha...I was born and raised to cower!  :laugh:

That's a good one, but couldn't you change to be more of an alpha woman if you aren't happy the way you are?

I think it's mainly a question of self-confidence.

I just don't think I'm wired to be an alpha woman. I've never wanted to tell anyone else what to do. I know, it does sound contradictory...I'd likie to be more confident, but not to the point of being "in charge" of anyone else.  :-\
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #97 on: November 08, 2011, 07:51:11 AM »
If I woke up a dude I wouldn't stop touching myself until it fell off.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #98 on: November 08, 2011, 07:54:42 AM »
and I'd try to get blowjobs, and I'd drink water all the time and hang out in mens bathrooms all day peeking at the next guy at the urinal. I dont mind getting beat up. . And I'd probably do all kinds of things women are not allowed to do (except become a Freemason, that just seems boring) And  I'd try to wear a chastity device. I bet I'd like it.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #99 on: November 08, 2011, 08:00:43 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on April 16, 2007, 10:32:43 AM
Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.

oh yeah ! that too !

I'd pee on all kinds of things. I'd write my name in the snow.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #100 on: November 09, 2011, 04:45:12 PM »
Wake with a boner, I guess.

Then take some time to realise what it was I was feeling.  :nerdy:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #101 on: November 09, 2011, 05:31:25 PM »
I'd get arrested 'cause I'd refuse to wear clothes.  :dunno:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #102 on: November 09, 2011, 06:41:10 PM »


Spend about eight hours in the shower.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #103 on: November 09, 2011, 06:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Blasted on March 21, 2010, 03:03:42 PM
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.
What if your fingerprints didn't change?
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #104 on: November 09, 2011, 07:12:02 PM »
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Quote from: Blasted on March 21, 2010, 03:03:42 PM
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.
What if your fingerprints didn't change?

Then I'd be screwed.
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