A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I would be rubbing my eyes, stretching, and then all of a sudden realise it wasn't the way I was used to. Maybe I would wake a bit more sudden and quickly that very day.Don't want to try though. My BF is not into guys.
I'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge.
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 20, 2010, 08:51:29 PMI'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge. I would be that type.
Me too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy!
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 20, 2010, 09:40:29 PMMe too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy! Bra is the first thing I shed as soon as I hit the door, off goes the bra and on goes the cami & oversized t-shirt. I have yet to ever find one that doesn't turn me into a miserable cranky bitch after 2 hours. I'm always picking at the straps. I think if they made one that didn't fit so close to your skin (impossible) I wouldn't have any problems. I have issues.
would be still attracted to females . definite lesbian material
Quote from: TheoK on March 20, 2010, 10:52:31 AMButtcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG. That guy is a moronic joke, Lit. You don't like him do you?
Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG.