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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2007, 06:44:58 AM »
Didn't we have this thread once already?  ???

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2007, 07:23:08 AM »
I looked for it, but i didn't find it.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2007, 08:48:34 AM »
it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.

I rarely have that problem.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2007, 01:23:53 PM »
I think I would first go back to sleep, I'd tell my father that I am having a crisis of sexual identity and i wanna stay home.  Then later i'd wake up and pee.  Then I would come downstairs and eat something, and wait for any sign of unusual reaction from my father.  If there is none, I'd ask him if I was always female.  I'd call a few friends to see if they think i'm female.  If it is eventually established that i've always been female, but that is the only difference, i'd come back up to my room, and check to see if i had any bras.  If I had any, i'd put one on, and then sit down here, start drinking a beer, and start attention whoring in all my usual places.  Maybe go do an instance, razorfen kraul maybe.

I'd check to see if i had a nice singing voice, and whether my pussy lips are the tucked in kind or the open kind, and if i haden't already I would consider having laser surgery to remove all the hair below my waist even more seriously than I do now.

After enough attention whoring and wasting time, i'd go to sleep.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2007, 01:33:29 PM »
Find a dildo and play with my boobs.  ;)

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2007, 03:51:06 PM »
I looked for it, but i didn't find it.

Maybe it was deja vu?

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2007, 03:13:17 AM »
i'd scratch my balls, go pee, have a wank and compare orgasms... and go running in my newly boobless, braless existence. i'd start working out and wearing a kilt. i'd put on make up and go to a gay bar and make out with other guys. then i'd go pick up a girl and be a macho jerk. i'd see how much more i can eat and drink.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2007, 07:07:23 AM »
i'd scratch my balls, go pee, have a wank and compare orgasms... and go running in my newly boobless, braless existence. i'd start working out and wearing a kilt. i'd put on make up and go to a gay bar and make out with other guys. then i'd go pick up a girl and be a macho jerk. i'd see how much more i can eat and drink.

careful, you might get laid.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2007, 08:26:13 AM »
don't matter, i'm bi. :laugh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2007, 01:14:31 PM »
don't matter, i'm bi. :laugh:
a bi-virgin?

care to explain how that works.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2007, 04:40:50 PM »
It's a matter of tastes. I'm straight, though
I've played with males. All seems reasonable to
me.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2007, 06:44:35 PM »
I would get plastered and see if I got as horny as many of my female friends do when they drink.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2007, 07:28:04 PM »
are you telling me all virgins are supposed to be asexual or something?
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2007, 07:30:43 PM »
are you telling me all virgins are supposed to be asexual or something?
i would classify them as non or not yet sexuals.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2007, 07:32:33 PM »
are you telling me all virgins are supposed to be asexual or something?
i would classify them as non or not yet sexuals.

I would not accept that sexuality has much to do with
experience. Some people do find things out about themselves
through actually trying, but I think that the inherent sexuality
is something different from the behavior.