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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1545 on: January 10, 2014, 01:50:26 AM »
Mosquito's here in the UK are not dangerous.  No malaria.  They are annoying, though.

We will burn these, made from citronella


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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1546 on: January 10, 2014, 01:53:13 AM »
I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this



Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

That looks cool, I'd rather have one of those than a regular one also


Right now I want all the probate crap with my fathers estate to be over

:( Good luck with that.

If Bodie installed one, she could set up duck decoys and hunt from her bedroom. :tooledup:

No guns here,  and ducks would be welcome x   as would cows :viking:
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1547 on: January 10, 2014, 01:54:07 AM »
Mosquito's here in the UK are not dangerous.  No malaria.  They are annoying, though.

We will burn these, made from citronella


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Great for nightly swims in the nip too.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1548 on: January 10, 2014, 06:02:52 AM »
I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this



Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

That's pretty.

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1549 on: January 10, 2014, 07:56:00 AM »
I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

Mosquitoes :zombiefuck:

About half of the people who ever lived died from insect bites.

:GA:

I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

That looks cool, I'd rather have one of those than a regular one also


Right now I want all the probate crap with my fathers estate to be over

:( Good luck with that.

If Bodie installed one, she could set up duck decoys and hunt from her bedroom. :tooledup:

No guns here,  and ducks would be welcome x   as would cows :viking:

No redneck hunting for you. :(

Mosquito's here in the UK are not dangerous.  No malaria.  They are annoying, though.

We will burn these, made from citronella

 :viking: :viking: :viking:

Great for nightly swims in the nip too.

That would be cold. :snowman:
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1550 on: January 10, 2014, 08:00:10 AM »
I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

Mosquitoes :zombiefuck:

About half of the people who ever lived died from insect bites.

:GA:

I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

That looks cool, I'd rather have one of those than a regular one also


Right now I want all the probate crap with my fathers estate to be over

:( Good luck with that.

If Bodie installed one, she could set up duck decoys and hunt from her bedroom. :tooledup:

No guns here,  and ducks would be welcome x   as would cows :viking:

No redneck hunting for you. :(

Mosquito's here in the UK are not dangerous.  No malaria.  They are annoying, though.

We will burn these, made from citronella

 :viking: :viking: :viking:

Great for nightly swims in the nip too.

That would be cold. :snowman:

With all those flowers, it is summer where that pond is, silly Mastodon. The water would be around or over 20ºC, bit cooler in the nights, bit warmer during the days.

In the night the water might be warmer than the air, and wearing an ordinary bathing suit or not does not make a difference in temperature, once one is in the water.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1551 on: January 10, 2014, 11:50:46 AM »
I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

Mosquitoes :zombiefuck:

About half of the people who ever lived died from insect bites.

:GA:

I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

That looks cool, I'd rather have one of those than a regular one also


Right now I want all the probate crap with my fathers estate to be over

:( Good luck with that.

If Bodie installed one, she could set up duck decoys and hunt from her bedroom. :tooledup:

No guns here,  and ducks would be welcome x   as would cows :viking:

No redneck hunting for you. :(

Mosquito's here in the UK are not dangerous.  No malaria.  They are annoying, though.

We will burn these, made from citronella

 :viking: :viking: :viking:

Great for nightly swims in the nip too.

That would be cold. :snowman:

With all those flowers, it is summer where that pond is, silly Mastodon. The water would be around or over 20ºC, bit cooler in the nights, bit warmer during the days.

In the night the water might be warmer than the air, and wearing an ordinary bathing suit or not does not make a difference in temperature, once one is in the water.

English weather gets as high as 20ºC? :P
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1552 on: January 10, 2014, 04:54:10 PM »
I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

Mosquitoes :zombiefuck:

About half of the people who ever lived died from insect bites.

:GA:

I want a swimming pond.  Not a pool that needs chlorine or pumps or maintenance.  A natural swimming pond like this
Selecting the right combination of plants will keep the water clean.  The urchin would love the frogs, water beetles etc.

That looks cool, I'd rather have one of those than a regular one also


Right now I want all the probate crap with my fathers estate to be over

:( Good luck with that.

If Bodie installed one, she could set up duck decoys and hunt from her bedroom. :tooledup:

No guns here,  and ducks would be welcome x   as would cows :viking:

No redneck hunting for you. :(

Mosquito's here in the UK are not dangerous.  No malaria.  They are annoying, though.

We will burn these, made from citronella

 :viking: :viking: :viking:

Great for nightly swims in the nip too.

That would be cold. :snowman:

With all those flowers, it is summer where that pond is, silly Mastodon. The water would be around or over 20ºC, bit cooler in the nights, bit warmer during the days.

In the night the water might be warmer than the air, and wearing an ordinary bathing suit or not does not make a difference in temperature, once one is in the water.

English weather gets as high as 20ºC? :P
Of course it does, even way over 30ºC, sometimes. And, it happens to rain there, now and then.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1553 on: January 11, 2014, 02:05:35 AM »
I want a million $. Or £. Gold will do nicely too.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1554 on: January 11, 2014, 09:19:35 AM »
I want a million $. Or £. Gold will do nicely too.

You'd be better off with a million Euros. :P
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1555 on: January 11, 2014, 05:59:10 PM »
A stumpery.

Like this


or this


or this


or even the stumpery Prince Charles has at Highgrove

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1556 on: January 11, 2014, 06:05:29 PM »
Oooooooh, now I want that too.
We had lots of "kienstobbes" as we called them in the garden, when I was a kid. My dad collected them for a while.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1557 on: January 11, 2014, 06:16:10 PM »
A stumpery.

Like this

or this

or this

or even the stumpery Prince Charles has at Highgrove

So you demand a stumpery. :P
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1558 on: January 11, 2014, 06:27:19 PM »
sump pump for my yard

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1559 on: January 11, 2014, 07:15:41 PM »
A stumpery.

Like this

or this

or this

or even the stumpery Prince Charles has at Highgrove

So you demand a stumpet. :P

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