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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2007, 06:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Omega Male on March 31, 2007, 05:46:38 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 12:46:35 PM

They mean that he is naked and his penis is visible, if you see him from the front.   ;)

Was the chocolate jesus circumcised?, well he was Jewish after all

If you click my link, and watch one of the videos, you will see that he is circumcised, but I'll try to find a frontal picture for you.   ;)

Here you go:

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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2007, 06:14:24 PM »
that is you and scrapheap that i owe karma to.
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2007, 07:04:13 PM »
Oh, yeah, and I'm sure the guy who did the sculpture had NO IDEA this would offend people.

Actually, if he did, he did the most collosal AS thing I've heard of in a long time, if ever.  but seriously, I can't imagine the artist being that stupid.
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2007, 07:08:03 PM »
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2007, 07:11:44 PM »
All I can say, then, is  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: times a million for this guy.
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2007, 07:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 07:08:03 PM
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.

What an idiot !!! It's chocolate and PEANUT BUTTER that go together.  ::)
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2007, 07:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 07:41:26 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 07:08:03 PM
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.

What an idiot !!! It's chocolate and PEANUT BUTTER that go together.  ::)

What about a chocolate Jesus with a peanut butter filling that you suck out through his swizzlestick?
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2007, 07:57:43 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 31, 2007, 07:54:57 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 07:41:26 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 07:08:03 PM
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.

What an idiot !!! It's chocolate and PEANUT BUTTER that go together.  ::)

What about a chocolate Jesus with a peanut butter filling that you suck out through his swizzlestick?

You're quite the perv...... I like that !!!

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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2007, 08:07:47 PM »
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2007, 08:15:40 PM »
Quote from: calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:07:47 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2007, 08:45:32 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:07:47 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

I so don't understand. Sorry.
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2007, 09:02:22 PM »
Quote from: calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:45:32 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:07:47 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

I so don't understand. Sorry.

You literally interpreted a joke.
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2007, 09:06:50 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 09:02:22 PM
Quote from: calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:45:32 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:07:47 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

I so don't understand. Sorry.

You literally interpreted a joke.

but...isn't that what humor is mainly about?
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2007, 09:13:34 PM »
I have a peanut butter filled penis too. Can you try to suck it out ?? :penis: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
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Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2007, 09:15:18 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 09:13:34 PM
I have a peanut butter filled penis too. Can you try to suck it out ?? :penis: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

Like I said, it's hard to suck peanut butter at room temp. BUT, if you heat it enough, it's easy. Boil that thing, and I will.
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