money to burn....

[El]

I'd move into a nice, small, modest apartment or condo with a FUCKING WASHER AND DRYER!!!!!  GOD I HATE LAUNDROMATS!

-ahem-

Hopefully the condo would also have room for another couple bookshelves.

I'd also buy myself a new peacoat that fit a little better.

[Scrapheap]

I'd move into a nice, small, modest apartment or condo with a FUCKING WASHER AND DRYER!!!!!  GOD I HATE LAUNDROMATS!

-ahem-

Hopefully the condo would also have room for another couple bookshelves.

I'd also buy myself a new peacoat that fit a little better.

You are quite likely the greediest and most indulgent hedonist on this boad Serrisa. 

[El]

I'd move into a nice, small, modest apartment or condo with a FUCKING WASHER AND DRYER!!!!!  GOD I HATE LAUNDROMATS!

-ahem-

Hopefully the condo would also have room for another couple bookshelves.

I'd also buy myself a new peacoat that fit a little better.

You are quite likely the greediest and most indulgent hedonist on this boad Serrisa. 

Honestly, I'd rather have the money lying around as liquid assets than waste it on stuff I don't need.  I just grappled around in my mind for what I want right now but can't have, and that's what I came up with.

[Scrapheap]

I'd move into a nice, small, modest apartment or condo with a FUCKING WASHER AND DRYER!!!!!  GOD I HATE LAUNDROMATS!

-ahem-

Hopefully the condo would also have room for another couple bookshelves.

I'd also buy myself a new peacoat that fit a little better.

You are quite likely the greediest and most indulgent hedonist on this boad Serrisa. 

Honestly, I'd rather have the money lying around as liquid assets ....

So you'd become a drunk ??




Well, you did say LIQUID assets. 

[El]

So you'd become a drunk ??




Well, you did say LIQUID assets. 

My liquid assets are diet soda at the moment.  But yes, perhaps I'd invest in a nice coffeepot, too, and keep decaf coffee, milk and splenda in plentiful stock in the winter for a perpetual warm, cozy feeling.  I'd probably eat about the same but I might actually buy decent frozen dinners for my boyfriend for when he was around.  Right now I have frozen pizza and frozen cheeseburgers in my freezer for meals for him, which are OK, but not great.  He's a 24-year-old guy with a spectacular metabolism, though, so I'm not worried about him dying from living on borderline junk during the time he's with me.

[Scrapheap]

....I have frozen pizza and frozen cheeseburgers in my freezer for meals for him, which are OK, but not great.  He's a 24-year-old guy with a spectacular metabolism, though, so I'm not worried about him dying from living on borderline junk during the time he's with me.

So you're plan is to kill him slowly!!! Aaaah NICE!! Dont worry, you're secret's safe with me!! mums the word !! 

[El]

....I have frozen pizza and frozen cheeseburgers in my freezer for meals for him, which are OK, but not great.  He's a 24-year-old guy with a spectacular metabolism, though, so I'm not worried about him dying from living on borderline junk during the time he's with me.

So you're plan is to kill him slowly!!! Aaaah NICE!! Dont worry, you're secret's safe with me!! mums the word !! 

Nah.  if I was going to kill him slowly I'd still be cooking for him, and I'd be putting arsenic in his food.

[Scrapheap]

....I have frozen pizza and frozen cheeseburgers in my freezer for meals for him, which are OK, but not great.  He's a 24-year-old guy with a spectacular metabolism, though, so I'm not worried about him dying from living on borderline junk during the time he's with me.

So you're plan is to kill him slowly!!! Aaaah NICE!! Dont worry, you're secret's safe with me!! mums the word !! 

Nah.  if I was going to kill him slowly I'd still be cooking for him, and I'd be putting arsenic in his food.

I thought you were EVIL though ?? If you don't do something twisted soon, I'll start loosing my faith in you. 

[El]

I thought you were EVIL though ?? If you don't do something twisted soon, I'll start loosing my faith in you. 

Yes, I've been lying.  I'm not really evil.  Please let yourself be lulled into an utterly nonfalse sense of security.

[Nomaken]

A very custom bathroom.

A delorian modified to look like the one from back to the future.

A highly custom car.

An extremely powerful incinerator/trash compactor within arms reach.

A winter weather helmet.

A walking machine that has a narrow profile, isn't too high or large, can climb stairs, and navigate over obstacles and rough uneven terrain, and moves at a decent speed.

Very comfortable clothing.

[McGiver]

and a partidge in a pear tree.

[ASpHole]

A tricked out Prevost Motor Coach, with a multi fuel diesel engine, (Or at least one that could burn rendered restaurant oil) Snapon/MAC tools to maintain it, and the free time to travel.

Also a large collection of 50's and 60's vintage Gibson Solidbody guitars, and a bunch of Vintage British Guitar amps to play them through with no complaints from neighbors.

Amps like:

67-68 Marshall 1959

70-72 Hiwatt DR-203

64-67 Vox AC30 Top Boost ( a few of these as they are prone to fucking up when least expected)

72 Orange OR120 ( Several of these as I really like the Orange sound/tonestack)

[El]

If I was REALLY rich I'd buy a cheap shitbox car as a backup in case my car was incapacitated for whatever reason.  But there wouldn't be a need if I was old enough to rent one (I'm not yet, much to my annoyance).  Supposedly there are car companies that rent to people as young as 21 or younger but I don't know what they are.

[McGiver]

If I was REALLY rich I'd buy a cheap shitbox car as a backup in case my car was incapacitated for whatever reason.  But there wouldn't be a need if I was old enough to rent one (I'm not yet, much to my annoyance).  Supposedly there are car companies that rent to people as young as 21 or younger but I don't know what they are.

just buy the rent a car companies and fire the rule makers.

[El]

If I was REALLY rich I'd buy a cheap shitbox car as a backup in case my car was incapacitated for whatever reason.  But there wouldn't be a need if I was old enough to rent one (I'm not yet, much to my annoyance).  Supposedly there are car companies that rent to people as young as 21 or younger but I don't know what they are.

just buy the rent a car companies and fire the rule makers.

...and then go broke.