masterbation: a detailed discussion

[El]

OK guys. I don't really know who you are, but here I am. I noticed some references to Aspergers. Are you guys from Wrong Planet?

I noticed a lot of name calling and trashing. Do you really think I am a troll? Sure I post things to get people talking. That is what bulletin boards are for. To talk. I don't post lies or bullshit though. I don't waste people's time with games.

So what do you want to talk about? I noticed there was some comment about the masturbation stuff. You guys know I wrote a book about it don't you? Does that sound like a troll? A 90 page book on why masturbation is bad for you and attempts to explain how it is bad for you?

Then I wrote two other 90 page books trying to explain how the body works. I thought if people understood how their body works, the masturbation stuff might make more sense. I am working on another 90 page book right now. It is about 75% done. 90 pages is a magic number because that works out to $19.99 from the publishers.

Then I have another 4 or 5 books to right telling people how the universe works, the secrets of the pyramids, various secrets of life and some insight into how people evolved from the past until today. I have this great picture of an alien skull and an explanation and pictures that show that present day human beings could really truly be descended from that alien skull. Or it could be a dinosaur skull. Honestly I think it is a dinosaur skull. I find it more likely that we evolved from intellgent dinosaurs than we evolved from aliens. Why couldn't intelligent dinosaurs have nuked the planet way back when instead of humans in atlantis? Why do our ancestors have to be mammals?

OOOOOooooh!  Is this book available on Amazon???

[Nomaken]

Yes, we're from wrong planet.  And I imagine the idea has circulated that you are a troll because you have really negative reactions to some "provokations" which we think are imagined, and we don't think we have.  Also you've had negative reactions to our asking you to scientifically prove your theories and philosophies, which is actually totally understandable, but you have yet to actually prove anything.  You've just come up with ideas that in some sense sound like they might make sense.

[Eamonn]

  You've just come up with ideas that in some sense sound like they might make sense.

Yes, if you're doolally.

[Lucifer]

/falls off her chair laughing

[McGiver]

lets have a show of hands,
who likes to masterbate.

really no-one.  no-one at all.

oops my bad, your arms are all crippled and you can't.

[Callaway]

Plus we are all blind, so we can't even read your question.   

[purposefulinsanity]

lets have a show of hands,
who likes to masterbate.

really no-one.  no-one at all.

oops my bad, your arms are all crippled and you can't.

 Well if we're allowed to only raise one hand I'll be ok 

[Leto729]

How would You invite him to intensitysquared?

[McGiver]

e-mail and link.

but i have to reiterate.  isn't he a bit tame?

nothing like i remember.  seems like he was humbled, or maybe he is questioning his own theories.  maybe he went into drug rehab, who knows its all just conjecture.

[Peter]

Maybe he discovered his love of the cock?

[Callaway]

Maybe he discovered anti-psychotic medication.

[Lucifer]

 

[McGiver]

is anyone interested in hearing heppah say "i told you so"
his e-mail is on the first page and i am interested in what the new heppah theory might be.