masterbation: a detailed discussion

[Lucifer]

well, i am shocked to my core.

shame - that post was fab.

oh well.  welcome to the WP Band, mcj.

(gods, that was an awful pun - sorry).

[Callaway]

speaking of bans.
guess who's done for?

That little megalomaniacal twit banned you?  That ticks me off, because there was nothing that violated the new insane TOS of the W****P***** in your insightful post.  Of course you and Peter are in excellent company now, The Band of the Banned. 

[McGiver]

my gut instinct is that he went one steo to far when he banned peter.
i wouldn't cross peter and i have alot of nerve.
now i suppose that he is feeling real gutsy having banned me.
i warned him in my post what would happen and i explained that i hadn't violated any TOS and was not currently banned.

i posted for posterity in two seperate locations and i took a screenshot of my WP post to prove as evidence in case he plans on editing it himself.

[El]

He's banning all the good people- probably why I am not banned.  :/

Yes, let's bring happeh here!  It was really pretty entertaining watching people beat their heads against THAT particular brick wall.

[Peter]

my gut instinct is that he went one steo to far when he banned peter.
i wouldn't cross peter and i have alot of nerve.

Thanks for the vote of confidence; I'm usually as sweet as pie, but I can be an obsessive, bloody-minded little cunt when someone really pisses me off.  I wouldn't cross you either, and it looks like Alex has eaten a dodgy vindaloo with banning you; sooner or later, a whole mess of shit is going to break to loose.

He's banning all the good people- probably why I am not banned. :/

Yeah, but now he'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel, so when hale_bopp goes, you'll know it's your turn coming up.   

[Nomaken]

Another site he has is http://www.angrypenis.org/ And seriously, he is obviously a paranoid schizophrenic to me.  Highly functional, but still psychotic.  I think it is inaccurate to call him a troll.  He may also have an asshole personality, but I wouldn't know because he is too paranoid and too delusional to tell.  As far as i can tell a Troll is someone who is specifically posting to piss people off and start arguments and shit.  And if aspies who are so horrible at social interaction post a thread or a response which invites argument or causes insult, but honestly unintentionally, we don't think of them as a troll.  I don't argue that happeh isn't unreasonable, but i don't really think it is his fault, his delusions are such that the attacks he makes, he probably feels they are provoked no matter how obviously to us they aren't.

[Peter]

He wouldn't be so amusing if he wasn't so genuinely oblivious to his problem.

[McGiver]

namoken,
if we get him the we have trolled...

[Nomaken]

Oh that is fine, I think intensity is sturdy enough to withstand a fair bit of trolling, it was designed to be a everything-goes battleground anyway.  Although if he sticks around instead of just not reading intensity it is his own damn fault.

[McGiver]

the thing i like about this site the most is it HAS feeling.

serious.
can't you feel the lull, and then without warning their comes a very intense feeling and it remains until the next lull.  i am feeling the intensity, right now.

[Nomaken]

Well I do feel this site has much more potential to be vastly more interesting than WP.  Any moment somebody could post a thread like - Elaborate fantasies in public:  Have you ever been in a public place and fucked some random person in your imagination?

[McGiver]

no but i have IRL.  but it wasn't a random person and we were sticky from honey.

[FOAD]

Oh that is fine, I think intensity is sturdy enough to withstand a fair bit of trolling, it was designed to be a everything-goes battleground anyway.? Although if he sticks around instead of just not reading intensity it is his own damn fault.

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[Beowulf]

 

[Happeh]

OK guys. I don't really know who you are, but here I am. I noticed some references to Aspergers. Are you guys from Wrong Planet?

I noticed a lot of name calling and trashing. Do you really think I am a troll? Sure I post things to get people talking. That is what bulletin boards are for. To talk. I don't post lies or bullshit though. I don't waste people's time with games.

So what do you want to talk about? I noticed there was some comment about the masturbation stuff. You guys know I wrote a book about it don't you? Does that sound like a troll? A 90 page book on why masturbation is bad for you and attempts to explain how it is bad for you?

Then I wrote two other 90 page books trying to explain how the body works. I thought if people understood how their body works, the masturbation stuff might make more sense. I am working on another 90 page book right now. It is about 75% done. 90 pages is a magic number because that works out to $19.99 from the publishers.

Then I have another 4 or 5 books to right telling people how the universe works, the secrets of the pyramids, various secrets of life and some insight into how people evolved from the past until today. I have this great picture of an alien skull and an explanation and pictures that show that present day human beings could really truly be descended from that alien skull. Or it could be a dinosaur skull. Honestly I think it is a dinosaur skull. I find it more likely that we evolved from intellgent dinosaurs than we evolved from aliens. Why couldn't intelligent dinosaurs have nuked the planet way back when instead of humans in atlantis? Why do our ancestors have to be mammals?