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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2007, 05:51:40 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 30, 2007, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 04:54:43 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:53:41 PM
I very much doubt she'd want to shag anyone here.  She has a lot of problems.
who doesn't?

i blame the media.

I blame the gun laws. And my speed ticket. And all NTs.

That should be in your sig.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2007, 06:14:53 AM »
That wouldn't be half as funny if I didn't suspect he was only half joking.
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2007, 09:30:18 AM »
I am only half joking. What the hell, I'm not even quarter joking.  8)
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2007, 01:53:25 PM »
Quote from: calandale on March 29, 2007, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:53:41 PM
I very much doubt she'd want to shag anyone here.  She has a lot of problems.

Who the fuck WITHOUT problems would?

Excellent point. Surely problems are a selling point.
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2007, 02:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 30, 2007, 01:53:25 PM
Quote from: calandale on March 29, 2007, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:53:41 PM
I very much doubt she'd want to shag anyone here.  She has a lot of problems.

Who the fuck WITHOUT problems would?

Excellent point. Surely problems are a selling point.

Everyone has problems.  It just depends on if her problems are of the type where she wants to shag more, to shag less, or to shag and then collect organs in Ziplock freezer bags and store them in an off-white Kenmore in the northwest corner of her basement until she wants to take them out again and fry them with some nice olive oil, green beans, potatoes, and a teaspoon of salt per spleen.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2007, 03:10:01 PM »
*flashbacks to Hard Candy*...
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2007, 03:10:21 PM »
She definitely has the 'shag less' sort of problems.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2007, 04:45:18 PM »
Don't forget social democracy. All this can be blamed on the Party.
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2007, 05:45:56 PM »
You're a wise man, my friend!  :worship:
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2007, 06:14:55 PM »
Quote from: zer0 on March 30, 2007, 04:45:18 PM
Don't forget social democracy. All this can be blamed on the Party.

I though partying made people WANT to shag ??  ::)
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2007, 03:54:55 PM »
no dude she wont lick yer butt :laugh:
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2007, 06:30:08 PM »
Quote from: richard on April 13, 2007, 03:54:55 PM
no dude she wont lick yer butt :laugh:

sounds like a bit of jealousy.

LIT, i think richard is volunteering to lick your arse clit.
i mean hemorroid.
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2007, 06:33:44 PM »
stop trying so hard then click "post"
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2007, 06:37:05 PM »
this is casual friday.
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Re: There is another Swede here -- a female!
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2007, 06:37:59 PM »
no you do it all the time so knock it off
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