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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2007, 05:26:02 PM »
WTF? Am I fooled?  ??? There is an XC90. I thought there was a C90 as well.  :-[ It must be a photoshopped C70. 

Volvo is a good and reliable car, but if I had the money, I wouldn't choose a Volvo sports car but a Mercedes of some kind.
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2007, 06:32:10 PM »
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2007, 10:09:24 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 02:15:29 PM
The newest Volvo sports cars can do that if you change that chip we talked about. They're pretty expensive, though. There are only a few motorways in Sweden where you can drive that fast, if you're not an extremely good driver. We should have some more autobahns since we're members of this fucking EU. Swedish roads suck, except E6, E4 and small parts of other European roads.

Or you could go Drag Racing like me.  ;)  As amatter of fact, I hear Drag Racing is somewhat popular in Sweden.
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2007, 01:50:31 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 30, 2007, 10:09:24 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 02:15:29 PM
The newest Volvo sports cars can do that if you change that chip we talked about. They're pretty expensive, though. There are only a few motorways in Sweden where you can drive that fast, if you're not an extremely good driver. We should have some more autobahns since we're members of this fucking EU. Swedish roads suck, except E6, E4 and small parts of other European roads.

Or you could go Drag Racing like me.  ;)  As amatter of fact, I hear Drag Racing is somewhat popular in Sweden.

Yep, it is.  :)
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2007, 04:18:43 AM »
I got my license whan I was 18 and I I drive only when I have to.  It's hard for me to drive when I have a passenger.
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2007, 07:56:32 AM »
Quote from: headphase on March 31, 2007, 04:18:43 AM
I got my license whan I was 18 and I I drive only when I have to.  It's hard for me to drive when I have a passenger.
especially when your passenger is a young lady who is giving you a hummer.


how many ladies here have given a man a blowjob while he is driving, or haven't yet, but would?
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2007, 08:49:45 AM »
I have recieved many blowjobs by driving. It's really a thrill to know that you may end up dead or at least with an amputated cock.  8)
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2007, 03:27:30 PM »
any of the ladies care to chime in?
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2007, 06:21:23 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 01, 2007, 07:56:32 AM
Quote from: headphase on March 31, 2007, 04:18:43 AM
I got my license whan I was 18 and I I drive only when I have to.  It's hard for me to drive when I have a passenger.
especially when your passenger is a young lady who is giving you a hummer.


how many ladies here have given a man a blowjob while he is driving, or haven't yet, but would?

I wouldn't.  I was too traumatized by Thinner.  However, along the same vein, I might ask to RECIEVE a little pleasure while driving if there are slow-moving gypsies in town and I feel fat.
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2007, 06:31:06 PM »
oooh la la.
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2007, 08:53:02 PM »
I've given pleasure to a girl while she drives. Didn't have a car and girl myself at the same time.
I figure I would have a hard time explaining one to the other.
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2007, 11:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 30, 2007, 04:11:01 AM
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Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 02:15:29 PM
The newest Volvo sports cars can do that ...

I know things have changed, but this still sounds like an oxymoron, to me.

Volvo made a few sports cars back already back in the 1960s. Never heard of the P1800 and P1900 series?

What about this one?




why is there a script "PM" (like the "PM" on the bottom left-hand corner) on the door of that car?
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2007, 11:51:32 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 30, 2007, 02:31:22 PM
It's a good-looking car but that image is photoshopped. There's no such thing as a Volvo C90, and there are no prototypes of one either.

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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2007, 01:21:38 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on March 29, 2007, 06:13:59 PM
I learnt how to drive at 15.

The avatar suits your bitchy online personality.
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Re: how many here are non drivers/? why do americans
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2007, 07:06:24 PM »
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