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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #90 on: March 30, 2007, 02:18:13 PM »
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #91 on: March 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 30, 2007, 02:18:13 PM
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:

Tie her up first, THEN brush her teeth. Dental hygiene is very important. ;D :LMAO:
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #92 on: March 30, 2007, 02:26:00 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 30, 2007, 02:18:13 PM
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:

Tie her up first, THEN brush her teeth. Dental hygiene is very important. ;D :LMAO:

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #93 on: March 30, 2007, 02:55:18 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 11:02:05 AM

I have had an icy blowjob, twice before, where she takes crushed ice into her mouth along with my cock. It is very intense, although messy. Messy is how she liked everything, though.

Nice. Try menthol too. More intense, though sadly less messy.

Peter - Ok, I'm a little confused about some of the toys in the top picture. I think that I understand the O-rings, but what are some of the other things?

Well, I use toys too then, if you count the toothbrush. Usually the evidence gets eaten though.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #94 on: March 30, 2007, 03:03:44 PM »
Quote from: calandale on March 30, 2007, 02:55:18 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 11:02:05 AM

I have had an icy blowjob, twice before, where she takes crushed ice into her mouth along with my cock. It is very intense, although messy. Messy is how she liked everything, though.

Nice. Try menthol too. More intense, though sadly less messy.

Peter - Ok, I'm a little confused about some of the toys in the top picture. I think that I understand the O-rings, but what are some of the other things?

Well, I use toys too then, if you count the toothbrush. Usually the evidence gets eaten though.

The clear tube things in the background are jelly sleeves.  They're very stretchy and soft, and they go around the shaft of your penis, or around a dildo, vibrator, finger, cucumber or whatever for extra stimulation to the vagina.  The pink thing with the spikes on it is a clitoral-stimulating jelly cock-ring, where the ball-bearing and jelly spikes slap against the girl's clitoris and anus on each thrust, as well as providing stimulation to her vulva in general.  The red and black thing is another kind of cock-ring that's supposed to make it feel better for the guy by applying pressure to the urethra.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #95 on: March 30, 2007, 03:15:02 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 30, 2007, 02:18:13 PM
A toothbrush?  What are you going to do, brush her teeth?   :green:

Tie her up first, THEN brush her teeth. Dental hygiene is very important. ;D :LMAO:

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #96 on: March 30, 2007, 03:15:44 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 01:37:55 PM

So, it seems.
Maybe you should add a product review section to your blog.
 8)

I could call it "Confessions of a pervert"
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #97 on: March 30, 2007, 03:55:25 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 03:15:02 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #98 on: March 30, 2007, 03:58:21 PM »
Quote from: calandale on March 30, 2007, 03:55:25 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 03:15:02 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.

 ;D
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #99 on: March 30, 2007, 04:29:44 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: calandale on March 30, 2007, 03:55:25 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 03:15:02 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.

 ;D

Maybe he's afraid of getting the kind that's not waterproof. Not all lubricants can handle eighty grit.

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2007, 04:44:47 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 30, 2007, 04:29:44 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: calandale on March 30, 2007, 03:55:25 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 03:15:02 PM

I got it in a BDSM pack along with the sandpaper, clothes pegs and candles when I went to a dungeon with a girl last year.  I saw a guy using it on a girl, and she seemed to like it, though it's not really the most stimulating of toys; just a bit of a teaser.

Now this kind of frightens me.

 ;D

Maybe he's afraid of getting the kind that's not waterproof. Not all lubricants can handle eighty grit.

:laugh:

In this particular situation, with this particular girl, that could be a bonus for her.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2007, 05:10:02 PM »

Hurt her responsibly, Peter.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2007, 05:15:27 PM »
I'll do my best to avoid causing permanent damage and/or death.  Hopefully she'll just walk funny for a week afterwards.   ;)
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #103 on: April 03, 2007, 12:05:16 AM »
Meh !! I just need a Full Throttle energy drink and I can make a girl walk bow-legged !!  ;) ;D
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #104 on: April 03, 2007, 12:49:02 AM »
Quote from: IvanDoroschunk on April 03, 2007, 12:05:16 AM
Meh !! I just need a Full Throttle energy drink and I can make a girl walk bow-legged !!  ;) ;D

Crap, I just need to fuck them gently.
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