Mister Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
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She didn't tell. She likes giving rimjobs, though. But we just had a few beers and I had to sleep on a matress on the floor.
Remember: It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the stick or the technique of the wand holder!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else
Quote from: Omega Male on March 28, 2007, 09:39:43 PMI want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
Good fuckn point. He should be wearing a dress though instead of being naked, then he can live in anticipation of being gayed up when I tie him on the porch at night.
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 06:14:00 AMCould one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards. wanna make front page news?i could move to NewJersey and we could file for marraige under their new life partners law.
Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.