The Chairman of The Dyslexic Society has received an OBE, he was heard muttering "I don't know why, I can't play the bloody thing"
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but he can just kick the bitch whenever it gets out of line.
Quote from: Omega Male on March 28, 2007, 09:39:43 PMI want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
I want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else
Quote from: duncvis on March 29, 2007, 03:37:39 AMQuote from: Omega Male on March 28, 2007, 09:39:43 PMI want to tie up flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.I can always put one of mouth pieces to shut him off
I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 10:06:53 AMI should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship. When could we expact you ?? It's better if you fly into John Wayne airport, LAX is a bit of a drive.
Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight). He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod. It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women. He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing. THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway): "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."
Quote from: A Href on March 28, 2007, 05:50:36 AMNow, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight). He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod. It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women. He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing. THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway): "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this." What book?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I am not on any medication, fuckwhit. Can't take any nor will I take any. I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS. Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with. CHEAT THE SYSTEM!
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on March 29, 2007, 12:34:31 PMI am not on any medication, fuckwhit. Can't take any nor will I take any. I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS. Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with. CHEAT THE SYSTEM! You just explained why you need to be on medication.
You have to read a long time to get me unbearably sick of it. Even longer if I took an ADD pill before you caught me, which means I wouldn't get significantly hungry for half the day. Not to mention I would like to read that book, but I suck at reading.
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