Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To

[El]

Please let us know.  And please specify the stuff.  It's for a good cause:  Male bondage.* 




*As coined by ozy here.

[McGiver]

ozy.

i want to tie him up and tickle the bottom of his feet with a feather.

[ozymandias]

McJ, I want to tie him up and parade an endless lineup of hot babes in front of him with the inability to jack off!

[El]

I've got better.  I wasnt to tie McJ's hands behind his back, sit him down in a couch in front of a TV with a bowl of popcorn on his lap so that it appears he's sitting down voluntarily, point a gun at his head, tell him to play along, train the camera on him and the TV, turn on a HARDCORE, estrogen-loaded chick flick, and chop onions.

Then release the video of it on youtube and post links to it on every forum on here.

 

[ozymandias]

+  it's so deliciously evil.  It's better than what I was thinking.....which was to have him finished off by a BJ from Courtney Love!

[El]

I'm a pacifist.  I commit nonviolent atrocities. 

[El]

Speaking of which...

I'd like to tie Litigous up every day for a month, and each time, force-feed him castor oil and laxatives, then have him watch a pro-gun propaganda film.  I would afterward feed him pepto-bismol and a nice couch to lie down, surrounded by women who would say nothing and do nothing until he started to perk up.  Then, they would become increasingly bubbly, shallow and extroverted as his body started to regain equilibrium.

If you don't know why that's especially mean, you either need to study the basic principles of classical conditioning, watch Clockwork Orange, or get to know Lit's views a little better. 

[McGiver]

Lit. we've been pwnzered.

[ozymandias]

I'm a pacifist.  I commit nonviolent atrocities. 

Yeah, a BJ from Courtney Love would be classified as senseless violence

[Pyraxis]

  Holy crap, Serissa, remind me never to do therapy with you.

On the other hand, call me next time you intend to try one of your evil plans, I wanna watch.

[El]

Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:

I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight).  He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod.  It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women.  He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing.  THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway):  "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."

 

[Litigious]

Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.

[McGiver]

Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.

that's fraud.

[Litigious]

No shit? I could never have guessed. 

[DirtDawg]

No shit? I could never have guessed. 

It would not be fraudulent if you stayed married long enough to get your own citizenship in progress. You would need a job. They do allow legal immigration of foreign nationals, still.

... for now, anyway.