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Offline Leto729

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2007, 08:48:20 PM »
The Irish are green. :green:
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2007, 05:20:45 AM »
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2007, 09:25:50 AM »
They saw the street sign you also hit and knew the culprit was you, Litigious.   :laugh:
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2007, 11:16:31 AM »
I LOVE shooting guns. :litigious:
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2007, 11:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 18, 2007, 09:25:50 AM
They saw the street sign you also hit and knew the culprit was you, Litigious.   :laugh:

Good guess, but no.  8)
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2007, 07:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 18, 2007, 05:20:45 AM
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?
they went to the local pub and arrested the man who was getting his drinks for free?
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2007, 05:14:44 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 18, 2007, 07:35:04 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 18, 2007, 05:20:45 AM
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?
they went to the local pub and arrested the man who was getting his drinks for free?

That's not the answer that I was looking for, but it's so good that I'll say it's OK.  ;D +
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2007, 05:15:55 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 18, 2007, 05:20:45 AM
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?

they didn't.
the police did it.
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2007, 05:21:38 AM »
 ;D
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2007, 05:23:46 AM »
so the police didn't bother.

meanwhile, they went to the bar and the townsfolks bought their drinks for them.
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2007, 05:31:48 AM »
I really don't get why racism is 'funny'.  :-\

Not to be confused with non-PC humour of course... a couple of my favourites:

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

- Mingeeta

These three go together (and work best in a northern accent):

What do you call a man with a slice of bacon on his head?

- Ahmed

What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head?

-Mohammed

What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head and a sheep under his arm?

- Mohammed Aslam

 >:D
« Last Edit: March 19, 2007, 05:34:12 AM by duncvis »
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2007, 09:36:45 AM »
Sorry, I don't get the last three jokes at all.

The first one's funny, though.
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2007, 09:39:49 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 19, 2007, 09:36:45 AM
Sorry, I don't get the last three jokes at all.

The first one's funny, though.

ham-head, more-ham-head, more-ham-head has-lamb.  I think.
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2007, 09:50:41 AM »
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2007, 10:16:44 AM »
Quote from: Neologismgasmic on March 19, 2007, 09:39:49 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 19, 2007, 09:36:45 AM
Sorry, I don't get the last three jokes at all.

The first one's funny, though.

ham-head, more-ham-head, more-ham-head has-lamb.  I think.

correct - pronounced 'am 'ead, mo' 'am 'ead and mo' 'am 'ead 'as lamb obviously... :P
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