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How Aspie is your Fridge?
« on: March 08, 2007, 04:16:26 PM »
I was just wondering if anyone had nearly as Aspie a fridge as me.  I've been meaning to post this pic for awhile, but I wanted to wait till right after I'd grocery shopped for the full effect.

What you see is:

My stuff:
-25 apples, all golden delicious (I did eat exclusively macintosh for awhile, but Golden Delicious was what I ate before that and what i've reverted to) (I eat at least 5 a day)
-10 bottles of caffeine free diet pepsi (I drink 1.5-3 of them a day, 4 on a bad day)
-4 bags of Weight Watcher's bagels (I eat quite a lot of them during the day but it varies- they are arranged by date)
-5 boxes of meatless veggie turkey slices, 15 slices a box (I have 4-5 slices a day, every morning)
-1 bottle calorie-free butter spray (to spray on the bagels, along with cinnamon sugar, which I also buy in multiples)
-I pitcher Brita water (I drink about 1/2 a pitcher a day when I can bring myself to)
-1 cooking lemon (bought ages ago for artichoke butter flavoring, currently unused and possibly fermented)
-2 tubs I can't believe it's not butter light (one is in the little butter holder in the door)

Stuff my boyfriend eats:
-The nondiet soda (2 bottles)
-pear fruit cups (the boxes behind the turkey slice boxes)
-The frozen pizzas and frozen hamburgers in the freezer (not shown because I couldn't hold it open and take the pic at the same time, not counted because I don't touch them)

So...  can you out-Aspie my fridge?

If you can, I may have to photograph my cabinets to keep up!  :P

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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2007, 06:14:00 PM »
I would say that your fridge is more OCD than aspie.




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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2007, 07:16:08 PM »
pms elle that is a very nice refidgerator. i dont have a digital camera but all my fridge has in it is tortillas and beer

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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2007, 07:18:12 PM »
I would say that your fridge is more OCD than aspie.

I thought about that, but I think if it were OCD that ran my fridge it would probably be healthier and better organized, and I'd probably know how old the lemon is (I do indeed have OCD but still can't bring myself to care).  I wasn't even sure how old the I can't believe it's not butter was 'till I checked (it's good till July).  I think the "aspieness" is the fact that it shows my "pathological desire for sameness."

(Or so they put it on the test I took in class today that covered autism.  If I got any of the spectum questions wrong I'll be quite pissed at myself.)
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2007, 07:20:11 PM »
I would say that your fridge is more OCD than aspie.

I thought about that, but I think if it were OCD that ran my fridge it would probably be healthier and better organized, and I'd probably know how old the lemon is (I do indeed have OCD but still can't bring myself to care).  I wasn't even sure how old the I can't believe it's not butter was 'till I checked (it's good till July).  I think the "aspieness" is the fact that it shows my "pathological desire for sameness."

(Or so they put it on the test I took in class today that covered autism.  If I got any of the spectum questions wrong I'll be quite pissed at myself.)
but it is spotless.
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2007, 07:43:12 PM »
I would say that your fridge is more OCD than aspie.

I thought about that, but I think if it were OCD that ran my fridge it would probably be healthier and better organized, and I'd probably know how old the lemon is (I do indeed have OCD but still can't bring myself to care).  I wasn't even sure how old the I can't believe it's not butter was 'till I checked (it's good till July).  I think the "aspieness" is the fact that it shows my "pathological desire for sameness."

(Or so they put it on the test I took in class today that covered autism.  If I got any of the spectum questions wrong I'll be quite pissed at myself.)
but it is spotless.

There's nothing really messy that I put in there to begin with, but there's scuffs in the door from soda most of the time.  I only bother to clean if I'm scared a spill will screw up the food (ex. water dripping into the apples and rotting them).
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2007, 08:10:11 PM »
I would say that your fridge is more OCD than aspie.

I thought about that, but I think if it were OCD that ran my fridge it would probably be healthier and better organized, and I'd probably know how old the lemon is (I do indeed have OCD but still can't bring myself to care).  I wasn't even sure how old the I can't believe it's not butter was 'till I checked (it's good till July).  I think the "aspieness" is the fact that it shows my "pathological desire for sameness."

(Or so they put it on the test I took in class today that covered autism.  If I got any of the spectum questions wrong I'll be quite pissed at myself.)
but it is spotless.

There's nothing really messy that I put in there to begin with, but there's scuffs in the door from soda most of the time.  I only bother to clean if I'm scared a spill will screw up the food (ex. water dripping into the apples and rotting them).
reads like a downplay to me.
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2007, 06:46:18 AM »
There's nothing really messy that I put in there to begin with, but there's scuffs in the door from soda most of the time.  I only bother to clean if I'm scared a spill will screw up the food (ex. water dripping into the apples and rotting them).
reads like a downplay to me.

a downplay of what?
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2007, 06:49:11 AM »
I really don't drink diet coke, and is it really aspie to drink decaffed? I think that's more American. By the way, are those bottles 3 litre bottles? They're very rare here. Our soda bottles are usually 1.5 or 2 litres.

Many aspies eat apples, though, from what I've understood.

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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2007, 06:50:23 AM »
I really don't drink diet coke, and is it really aspie to drink decaffed? I think that's more American. By the way, are those bottles 3 litre bottles? They're very rare here. Our soda bottles are usually 1.5 or 2 litres.

Many aspies eat apples, though, from what I've understood.

2 liter, and it's not the type on contents I'm referring to.  It's the fact that there's very little variety; rather, many multiples of the same.
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2007, 12:46:42 PM »
There's nothing really messy that I put in there to begin with, but there's scuffs in the door from soda most of the time.  I only bother to clean if I'm scared a spill will screw up the food (ex. water dripping into the apples and rotting them).
reads like a downplay to me.

a downplay of what?
nevermind.

it would be OCD if all your labels were facing the same direction.
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2007, 12:53:37 PM »
My fridge has trouble expressing emotion and communicating with me too.  And no abilitiy to detect sarcasm.
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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2007, 01:26:20 PM »
My fridge has trouble expressing emotion and communicating with me too.  And no abilitiy to detect sarcasm.

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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2007, 04:06:49 PM »
There's nothing really messy that I put in there to begin with, but there's scuffs in the door from soda most of the time.  I only bother to clean if I'm scared a spill will screw up the food (ex. water dripping into the apples and rotting them).
reads like a downplay to me.

a downplay of what?
nevermind.

it would be OCD if all your labels were facing the same direction.

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Re: How Aspie is your Fridge?
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2007, 05:37:04 PM »
 i :heart: u!
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