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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2007, 09:25:06 AM »
0?

OK.

He's a Swede.  ;)

That's OK, Tig. I'm still going to give him a chance.
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2007, 10:15:45 AM »
How many Swedes do we have now?  Do you think we could flog them on Ebay?
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2007, 02:50:45 PM »
How many Swedes do we have now?  Do you think we could flog them on Ebay?

What do we sell them for ?? a dime a dizen ?? ?? ??  ;) ;D :laugh:

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2007, 03:24:26 PM »
How many Swedes do we have now?
Four: me, zer0, Odeon, Litigious. Who knows; mayhaps I² will one day come to be ruled by an evil quadrumvirate. ;)


And welcome, zer0! I didn't describe this place at any detail when I mentioned it, so here goes some random info:

Most of the board will be hidden right now, and become viewable/postable once 10 posts have been made.

The adminship is elected by member voting (hence the above comment) every few months. (though dunc as webmaster forever remains an evil despot in power)

Most of the time, this board, though blunt, open and pretty chaotic, remains relatively civil (though a couple of incidents of posters too sensitive for this place sticking around for a while and then taking great offense with drama resulting has made some stick their thorns out at newcomers in order to scare such people away), with one exception; the first to "greet" you. Our resident... troll does not fit, as he doesn't seem to care whether you take offense or not.

This place has gone up and down quite a bit the last couple of months (I don't mean that in the literal sense, though such did also happen before due to hosting hiccups), but now seems to be well on its way to recovery.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2007, 04:21:04 PM »
Thanks for the explanation, Mr. Fluff. Ixnay on mentioning the Evil Swedish Quadrumvirate Conspiracy again, though. I mean; the non-existent Swedish Quadrumvirate Conspiracy, that is. Which totally doesn't exist. At all. Ever. Besides, I hear the Swedish Socialist Gangster Government turns you into meatballs if you talk about it. Or was it herring?
Den som läser detta är dum.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2007, 04:26:00 PM »
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2007, 04:32:20 PM »
Scrap, there's no way you'll get a dime a dozen for people like HIM.
Indeed; we are worth much, much more!

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2007, 04:34:01 PM »
Actually, his post doesn't say "dime a dozen"; it says "a dime a dizen". I don't don't know what "a dizen" is, but it sounds painful. I'd rather go for five bucks a pop. Or ten bucks for a half-hour session.
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2007, 04:50:08 PM »
Nerd.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2007, 04:57:03 PM »
I feel a little lonely. You other Swedes are computer nerds and I know almost...zero about computers.  ;)

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2007, 06:06:05 PM »
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?

Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.

Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?

There are no colons in it.

Ha ha. Ha.

i had intenstinal surgery;
how about a semi colon for the semi hardon i have for you.  are you a bitch, or a cock?
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2007, 06:08:03 PM »
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage".  8)

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2007, 06:10:44 PM »
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage".  8)
maybe its a bitch that craves the sausage.
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2007, 06:12:07 PM »
He's probably a cock, since he calls himself Korvhund-o. "Korv" is Swedish for "sausage".  8)
maybe its a bitch that craves the sausage.

I didn't think of that.  :P

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2007, 07:12:29 PM »
Looking at his website, I would say that Zero is a he.