A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on March 08, 2007, 03:39:41 PMRobert N fuckn looser!RobertN deserves his own category of looserness.
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Quote from: Scrapheap on March 08, 2007, 10:05:21 PMQuote from: AllDayGlowRandy on March 08, 2007, 03:39:41 PMRobert N fuckn looser!RobertN deserves his own category of looserness. As do you, o king of the scrap.
Does anyone remember that Groovy Druid tosser?
did the books help?
* Callaway sprays the computer screen laughing.OK, I admit that he did come across as patronizing, but maybe he did not mean to.
If you do want a relationship, then I recommend changing the one thing you seek to change in others: be up-front and truthful about yourself. Rather than trying to “bust a moveâ€, as you put it, be yourself—to a fault. Be kind, but let your true nature come out in full view, and say what you think. Now, many women will be turned off, since most people can’t handle autistic behavior. It’s too honest and too raw. This will be difficult for you to bear at first. But a few women will be drawn to the real you, the honest, childlike, beautiful you. They’ll find you fresh and exciting. These women will be different, not the ones you’ve pulled in before, the ones who compulsively seek to be sheltered and taken care of at the expense of everything else. No, these will be strong women, ones who esteem honesty. And they will have the desire to show you their true selves just as you’ve shown yourself to them. You will have an entirely new basis for relationships.
I used to like GroovyDruid a lot, but now not very much. Although he can be ocassionally very insightful. I will show you this piece of advice he gave to person asking a questionQuoteIf you do want a relationship, then I recommend changing the one thing you seek to change in others: be up-front and truthful about yourself. Rather than trying to “bust a moveâ€, as you put it, be yourself—to a fault. Be kind, but let your true nature come out in full view, and say what you think. Now, many women will be turned off, since most people can’t handle autistic behavior. It’s too honest and too raw. This will be difficult for you to bear at first. But a few women will be drawn to the real you, the honest, childlike, beautiful you. They’ll find you fresh and exciting. These women will be different, not the ones you’ve pulled in before, the ones who compulsively seek to be sheltered and taken care of at the expense of everything else. No, these will be strong women, ones who esteem honesty. And they will have the desire to show you their true selves just as you’ve shown yourself to them. You will have an entirely new basis for relationships.
Quote from: Gamma Male on March 12, 2007, 06:22:09 PMI used to like GroovyDruid a lot, but now not very much. Although he can be ocassionally very insightful. I will show you this piece of advice he gave to person asking a questionQuoteIf you do want a relationship, then I recommend changing the one thing you seek to change in others: be up-front and truthful about yourself. Rather than trying to “bust a moveâ€, as you put it, be yourself—to a fault. Be kind, but let your true nature come out in full view, and say what you think. Now, many women will be turned off, since most people can’t handle autistic behavior. It’s too honest and too raw. This will be difficult for you to bear at first. But a few women will be drawn to the real you, the honest, childlike, beautiful you. They’ll find you fresh and exciting. These women will be different, not the ones you’ve pulled in before, the ones who compulsively seek to be sheltered and taken care of at the expense of everything else. No, these will be strong women, ones who esteem honesty. And they will have the desire to show you their true selves just as you’ve shown yourself to them. You will have an entirely new basis for relationships.one question:did he take the money shot after this dick suck?
Quote from: McJagger on March 12, 2007, 06:29:41 PMQuote from: Gamma Male on March 12, 2007, 06:22:09 PMI used to like GroovyDruid a lot, but now not very much. Although he can be ocassionally very insightful. I will show you this piece of advice he gave to person asking a questionQuoteIf you do want a relationship, then I recommend changing the one thing you seek to change in others: be up-front and truthful about yourself. Rather than trying to “bust a moveâ€, as you put it, be yourself—to a fault. Be kind, but let your true nature come out in full view, and say what you think. Now, many women will be turned off, since most people can’t handle autistic behavior. It’s too honest and too raw. This will be difficult for you to bear at first. But a few women will be drawn to the real you, the honest, childlike, beautiful you. They’ll find you fresh and exciting. These women will be different, not the ones you’ve pulled in before, the ones who compulsively seek to be sheltered and taken care of at the expense of everything else. No, these will be strong women, ones who esteem honesty. And they will have the desire to show you their true selves just as you’ve shown yourself to them. You will have an entirely new basis for relationships.one question:did he take the money shot after this dick suck?Another question:did you suffer brain damage leaving you unable to contemplate anything real but instead have to put it down to sexual crudeness. Overuse of sex talk, foul language, dyslexia, impulse control issues aggression (like always calling people out) and challenging behaviour all point towards brain damage. Maybe you should look into getting some help with that? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
thanks for the dx.let me dx you:you suffer from chronic inadequacy syndrome (CIS).