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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18870 on: June 25, 2011, 09:16:26 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18871 on: June 25, 2011, 09:37:05 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
not much.

I might hit the waffle house.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18872 on: June 25, 2011, 09:40:10 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
not much.

I might hit the waffle house.

 Is it an all-night waffle house, with every imaginable flavor of syrup?  :puppy:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18873 on: June 25, 2011, 09:44:52 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
not much.

I might hit the waffle house.

 Is it an all-night waffle house, with every imaginable flavor of syrup?  :puppy:
Uhhhhhh, you have never been to a Waffle House?


Get in the car we will go right now.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18874 on: June 25, 2011, 09:46:00 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
not much.

I might hit the waffle house.

 Is it an all-night waffle house, with every imaginable flavor of syrup?  :puppy:
Uhhhhhh, you have never been to a Waffle House?


Get in the car we will go right now.

 Ooooooo waffleswaffleswaffles!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone    :woohoo:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18875 on: June 25, 2011, 11:03:19 PM »
yes I love living alone

I dont need to close the bathroom door :D

There are 3 of us and we don't close the bathroom door.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18876 on: June 25, 2011, 11:05:28 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
not much.

I might hit the waffle house.

 Is it an all-night waffle house, with every imaginable flavor of syrup?  :puppy:
Uhhhhhh, you have never been to a Waffle House?


Get in the car we will go right now.

I cannot believe this child has never been waffled.  We finally have one about 10 minutes away and rumour has it another one will open up very, very close to me.  YUM.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18877 on: June 25, 2011, 11:10:30 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
not much.

I might hit the waffle house.

 Is it an all-night waffle house, with every imaginable flavor of syrup?  :puppy:
Uhhhhhh, you have never been to a Waffle House?


Get in the car we will go right now.

I cannot believe this child has never been waffled.  We finally have one about 10 minutes away and rumour has it another one will open up very, very close to me.  YUM.
I love sitting at the counter, watching the cooks.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18878 on: June 25, 2011, 11:13:55 PM »
I am hungry

 What kinds of food do you have in the house?   :orly:
not much.

I might hit the waffle house.

 Is it an all-night waffle house, with every imaginable flavor of syrup?  :puppy:
Uhhhhhh, you have never been to a Waffle House?


Get in the car we will go right now.

I cannot believe this child has never been waffled.  We finally have one about 10 minutes away and rumour has it another one will open up very, very close to me.  YUM.
I love sitting at the counter, watching the cooks.

That's one of my idiosyncracies.  I don't like sitting on stools.  I feel way too vulnerable without something (a booth back) behind me.   
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18879 on: June 26, 2011, 03:34:45 AM »
My dog smells like roadkill :zombiefuck:

Me thinks it bath time.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18880 on: June 26, 2011, 04:25:21 AM »
My dog smells like roadkill :zombiefuck:

Me thinks it bath time.

My dog likes to roll in fox shit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18881 on: June 26, 2011, 04:28:37 AM »
My dog smells like roadkill :zombiefuck:

Me thinks it bath time.

My dog likes to roll in fox shit.

Dog is now bathed, but the house still smells :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18882 on: June 26, 2011, 04:36:36 AM »
My dog smells like roadkill :zombiefuck:

Me thinks it bath time.

My dog likes to roll in fox shit.

Dog is now bathed, but the house still smells :zombiefuck:

 I remember that phenomenon from when my former landlady bathed her dog.  It will pass.  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18883 on: June 26, 2011, 06:39:17 AM »
yes I love living alone

I dont need to close the bathroom door :D

There are 3 of us and we don't close the bathroom door.

I somehow suspect you don't use the bathroom the same way Eris does.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18884 on: June 26, 2011, 07:05:26 AM »
Just dropped a sewing pin down the gap in my monitor screen :thumbdn:

Don't ask me how it came to be put there, bored and fidgety I guess.