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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18465 on: May 29, 2011, 02:03:53 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 29, 2011, 06:45:27 AM
Two carloads of teens came speeding down the road last night yelling at each other and stopped in front of the house to scream obscenities at each other before speeding off waking up the entire nieghborhood

 Some people really don't have a clue, it's all about them.  One of my former neighbors came home at 2:40 a.m. on New Year's morning,
 with a bunch of friends, and they talked LOUDLY out in the hall till after 4 a.m.!  I watched some TV because I sure couldn't sleep.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18466 on: May 31, 2011, 12:51:20 AM »
I forgot my reading glasses at home. FUCK!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18467 on: May 31, 2011, 03:38:37 AM »
Mum's taken to feeding the birds and the birds have taken to shitting all over the garden.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18468 on: May 31, 2011, 05:26:27 AM »
ORANGE

It hurts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18469 on: May 31, 2011, 05:41:28 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:26:27 AM
ORANGE

It hurts.

 Really sick of the orange-and-black uniform?  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18470 on: May 31, 2011, 05:46:36 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:26:27 AM
ORANGE

It hurts.

I understand my high school colors were orange and black.  Everything was painted orange there I have only recently began to be able to look at it again with out cringing
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18471 on: May 31, 2011, 05:51:08 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 31, 2011, 05:46:36 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:26:27 AM
ORANGE

It hurts.

I understand my high school colors were orange and black.  Everything was painted orange there I have only recently began to be able to look at it again with out cringing

I hope this helps:



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18472 on: May 31, 2011, 05:55:51 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 05:51:08 AM
Quote from: parts on May 31, 2011, 05:46:36 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:26:27 AM
ORANGE

It hurts.

I understand my high school colors were orange and black.  Everything was painted orange there I have only recently began to be able to look at it again with out cringing

I hope this helps:





Thanks you should become a therapist this has helped me greatly :lol: :plus: 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18473 on: May 31, 2011, 06:02:24 AM »
OMG, Parts' treatment is helping me too. :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18474 on: May 31, 2011, 08:11:59 AM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18475 on: May 31, 2011, 08:15:38 AM »
 My bananas are already all gone!   :bananas:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18476 on: May 31, 2011, 08:45:13 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:15:38 AM
My bananas are already all gone!   :bananas:

And you want my patients to give you their bananas? :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18477 on: May 31, 2011, 08:46:14 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 08:45:13 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:15:38 AM
My bananas are already all gone!   :bananas:

And you want my patients to give you their bananas? :zoinks:

 You have patients?  Have I missed something here?   :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18478 on: May 31, 2011, 08:51:07 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:46:14 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 08:45:13 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:15:38 AM
My bananas are already all gone!   :bananas:

And you want my patients to give you their bananas? :zoinks:

 You have patients?  Have I missed something here?   :autism:

You've missed Parts's and Eris's therapies? Lie down on the couch and choose your treatment.







We have all of these smileys, but we don't have a doctor?
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18479 on: May 31, 2011, 08:54:38 AM »
 Don't want either of those  "treatments."   :zoinks:



 We don't have a doctor similey per se, so I like to use this scientist guy. ----->  :nerd!:
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